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1 Bag Morning Man DECAF

70 Vitamins, Extracts, & Superfoods (Caffeine Free) For Men That Re-Fuel All Day Long
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Benefits:

  • Packed with 43 REAL foods - like main lining vegetables from mother nature herself
  • Natural Rocket Fuel - 1 scoop in the morning or afternoon delivers the greens your body needs and your brain craves
  • Tastes Effin' Amazing - Most greens taste like you're sucking on the bottom of the mower... not us. It's no PBR, but it's best tasting green drink on the market. Guaranteed.
  • Consistent Sh!ts - Probiotics, enzymes, and greens guarantees a smooth morning delivery, like clockwork.
  • Hand forged for men, from men - energy, stamina & strength to crush it all day long

Product Details:

  • 70 Vitamins, Extracts, & Superfoods - Yes, in every single scoop (use as directed)
  • ➕ Caffeine Free Energy Like No Other - Fuel your body with the optimal nutrition it needs to crush the entire day (without the late night jitters from too much caffeine)
  • Rush of Probiotics & Enzymes - formulated specifically to increase absorption and bioavailability (just Google it)
  • Non-GMO, No fillers, Preservatives, or Additives - Ya know, because the wife cares about that stuff
  • 365-day Man Of Our Word Guarantee - If you try it out, hate the taste, have too much confidence, don’t like the bag or the marketing, then just email us and we’ll toss your money right back. No questions asked.
 

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Clay Carter
I used to be just average but now....

For years I was referred to as an "average Joe". A bestowed life title that defined my very existence...average car (when it's not in the shop)...average girlfriend (no one's actually ever met her though)...average job (working in a pharmaceutical test lab as a volunteer is cool, except for the occasional outbreak - I mean the benefits, right?) that is... until NOW!

Once I learned about Morning Man Greens... EVERYTHING CHANGED. I'm dating a supermodel because I can (Megan Fox you'll have to wait your turn) - must be my green pheromones... I lost my "job" at the lab (something about superhuman DNA). I started my own beer company appropriately named "Not Your Average Joe (which may or may not be infused with green vitamins "allegedly"). I bought a private jet as a daily driver (I don't need a pilot because I once watched a YouTube video on how to fly a plane). When people meet me they always ask, "don't I know you from somewhere?" - yes, yes you do, I've been an extra in over 300 movies and television shows - last week.

Since drinking Morning Man Greens I've made millions of dollars, millions of friends, and broken a million hearts (it's true, you can look it up on the Internet). Thanks a million, Morning Man Greens!

seal 365 Day

 

From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening).

So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.

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