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EVERY MORNING = GREATNESS

THE UNDISPUTED MORNING DRINK FOR MEN

WHEN CONSUMED DAILY SUPPORTS:

ELEVATED ENERGY

With how much you’ll be crushing that honey-do list, your wife will be on her knees thanking you daily.

BRILLIANT BRAIN

We know you’re already a flat out genius, now you’re just going to be more genius-er.

GREAT GUT

Enjoy your peaceful kid-free bathroom sessions, without painful pushing or bursting blood vessels.

VITAL VITAMINS

Still want to run circles around your kids at 60? This is what your body demands.
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Recommended by Top Influencers

Frank Zummo of Sum 41 Band

"Morning man starts my day off proper! The perfect kick to my smoothie and tastes amazing! It takes all the guesswork out of starting the day. Thanks guys!"

Armstrong & Getty Show & Radio

"We've been taking Morning Man greens for months, it's delicious, and perfect for any man that wants a full day's vitamins & vegetables in one single scoop."

Carey Jack, Happy Hustle Show

"I love to get lost in the woods. Like my dog, Morning Man Greens is the perfect partner to keep me hiking and exploring further and longer than before."

WTF’s In This Stuff?!

(Other than perfection, of course)

Nature’s Rocket Fuel


Most mainstream energy drinks just blast you full of caffeine, taurine, B12, sugar, and a mean case of the jitters – only to crash a couple of hours later.

Morning Man Greens uses just a small dose of natural caffeine combined with over 75 vitamins, minerals, superfoods, and extracts to deliver all-day energy with no crash ever.

70+ Superfoods & Vitamins


Like mainlining vegetables from mother nature herself... Your body doesn’t need more caffeine to crush the day, it needs more healthy nutrients, prebiotics, probiotics, and enzymes which Morning Man Greens delivers an abundance of.

Tastes Effin’ Amazing


Yeah, we said it. Green juices, green powders, and most things green are notorious for tasting like dirty underwear after a good mow. Not Morning Man.

You’ll be amazed at just how good Morning Man Greens tastes. It has a refreshing sweet tea-like experience with hints of pineapple. While everyone's tastes are different — what we can say is that everyone loves it.

I'll tell you what... buy it, try it, and you be the judge. You hate it, we'll refund you, no questions asked.

FULL INGREDIENT LIST

Man-to-man


365 day guarantee


From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening).

So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.

The Morning Man Credo

(The sword we live and die by)

Don’t let the outlandish marketing fool you, Morning Man is truly intended to help men live longer, healthier lives in order to be better at work, at home, and in their communities.

We live this, we advocate this, and (even if you don’t join us) we
expect you to adopt these principles to be better fathers, brothers, and sons for those you impact in your life.

  1. You are now in a club of gentlemen
  2. You conquer the day with confidence
  3. You make others proud to know you
  4. Act accordingly

You up for the challenge, sir?

Frequently Asked Questions

(Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions)

If you think this is just another greens powder... Guess again. Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.

It will make your father proud… finally.

As NATTY Ice and Boone’s Farm connoisseurs, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly). So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vitamins PLUS a clean caffeine kick with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day...? Seems like a no-brainer to us.

There’s 95 mg of clean caffeine in each scoop of Morning Man. Comparatively, that’s about a single cup of coffee, 85% of a Red Bull, 59% of a Rockstar, and 60% of a 2010s Four Loko. Because our caffeine comes from a whole food source like green tea, you won’t feel that crash you get from those guys.

Depends on you, brother. We recommend you start with one and go from there! We have some that take a scoop or 2 in the morning. Some guys will have one for breakfast and one with lunch. We have some that hit 2 or 3 just before a workout. Depends on the bro, bro.

If you refer to your stomach as a “tummy”, you should ask your mommy if this is okay to take. In other words, Morning Man might not be right for you.

12–16 oz ideally. Rinse out your PBR can, fill with water to measure, pour into your moonshine shaker mug, and enjoy.

Ours is for men. And contains caffeine. And it tastes good. And is for men. And has just as many vitamins, minerals, probiotics, and prebiotics. If not more of some.

Then we’ll give you your money back. Simple.

Sometimes if our bodies are not used to getting regular probiotics or enzymes, it could take a couple of days for your gut microbiome to adjust to this rush of supplementation. We suggest using it for 5-7 days in a row, and then if you are still not feeling great, we will happily refund you and your sensitive tummy – no questions asked.

You will. Next question.

365-day, man-to-man guarantee, brother.

Good stuff for digestion. Outside of that, Google it or call your doc.

Why are we talking about feelings? You’re a man. But seriously, you know as well as we do, you get what you pay for in life. First off, it’s not cheap because we don’t use cheap ingredients. But if you really look at your monthly coffee, energy drink, and multivitamin costs, it’s quite reasonable.

From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN-OF-OUR-WORD Guarantee. In a world where a man's word is his bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days. If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org, and we got you. If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that for whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.

You tell me, you’re still reading.

Here’s a bit more on our story here.

Some ingredients are organic but not all. Thus, it’s not certified organic.

No. No added sugar. Repeat, no added sugar. But try this trick… tell your girl to stir it with her finger and then tell her “Oh, now it’s got sugar in it, baby.” She loves it when I do that. But seriously, this is great for you keto, carnivore, and low-carb maniacs that still want the fruit and vegetable nutrients and benefits.

Like if you were breastfeeding from Daisy Duke. Nom nom nom. You’ll be amazed at just how good Morning Man Greens tastes. It has a refreshing sweet tea-like experience with hints of pineapple. While everyone's tastes are different — what we can say is that everyone loves it.

Yes. Stalk our socials and join our mailing list – we celebrate the weirdest holidays around BJs, beers, and broads. Also, we support all our vets and first responders with a 20% off lifetime guarantee. Thank you for your service and email us to get your code at support@morningman.org.

Live Nudes Neon.

Absolutely! This isn’t a test booster or something that will put actual hair on your chest. In fact, we have a lot of women that are drinking it on the daily! So yes, you and your synchronized swim team, your league of soccer moms, or you badass Crossfitters, lifters, housewives, nurses, doctors, PTA gangbangers, and bikini competitors can all get in on this and hit your day running while being exactly the lady you want to be. If it helps, send pictures. Of you ladies drinking it. You know…for research. We just want to help. We’re givers.

We would recommend they stick to the decaf. You don’t want your kid fighting you for alpha status every morning. It gets tiring.

Yes, we support all our vets and first responders with a 20% off lifetime guarantee. Thank you for your service and email us to get your code at support@morningman.org.

Sorry, "Old Balls Jonathan's Secret Greens Recipe'' didn't fit on the bag. 🤷 

Unlike performance enhancing supplements that want to use proprietary blends to hide the fact that they barely use certain ingredients, Morning Man is more like grandma's homemade zucchini bread recipe.

If everyone knew how to make nasty greens drinks taste like heaven, we'd be out of business. Sorry, not sorry.

Longer than overnight, quicker than the Pony Express. Usually ships within 24 hours and arrives within a few days. Except for you Canucks. You get what you deserve.

Either go by Jonathan’s crib at 2 am, check Brett’s OnlyFans page, or email support@morningman.org.

Answers to Wife's Questions

YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder...Guess again.

Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.

Don't believe us?

See what's happening to Morning Men around the globe:

As a NATTY Ice and Boons Farm connoisseur, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly).

So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vegetables PLUS a natural caffeine kick (no crash later) with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day...? Seems like a no-brainer to us.

However, if you're feeling on the fence about it all, peep this...

YOU: "Well it's no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good."

But don't take it from us, here you go...

YOU: "If I'm going to do something, I better effin' do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be."

(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don't spend on your health... and how it's about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever "health issue" she keeps telling you about...

...Oh, and if that doesn't work, remind her how much fancy a$$ coffee costs. Cutting out even one of those sugary caramel macchiato nonsense drinks a week would make Morning Man Greens worth more than the investment. Plus those cups of sugary liquid nonsense do nothing for your greatness.)

See what our Morning Men think...

YOU: "Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place..."

YOU: "Yes."

(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)

You're probably like, "cool, you have a 365 day return policy... IF you can get ahold of us?!" Well, don't you worry. We don't have lives and we take too much Morning Man, so we are JUICED virtually 24/7.

What were trying to say is... When we F up, we hold ourselves responsible to make you feel whole, no matter what the situation may be. If you need a return, refund, update to your order, or anything customer support related, we are here to take good care of you.

Here's a couple examples of when someone needed some support and their feedback through the process...

Our proprietary Superfood blend of" caffeine injected greens" contains powerful natural probiotics, herbs, and extracts. It's non-GMO without any fillers, artificial sweeteners, additives, artificial flavors, preservatives, colors, yeast, soy, added sodium, or starch.

...So don't let the fancy marketing fool ya, this product is truly good for you! Prepare yourself the 43 raw superfood ingredients below will rock your world.

Here's the full ingredient list to prove it:

Time to look under the hood. Here's a glimpse at the supplement label and back of the bag. Please keep in mind, as we are very early in our production, the design and some details may change slightly. But this is the most up to date version...

YOU: "It's not about size, it's what you do with it."

(With one scoop in the morning, each bag will provide you a full month's worth of elevated manliness. But if you feel like doubling your greatness, we recommend manning up in the morning and early afternoon.

Just a reminder, each scoop contains 95 mg of caffeine so drinking this late in the evening would likely keep you up at night. Each scoop equals out to about one cup of coffee. So use accordingly, sir.)

YOU: If you're feeling real ballsy, then reply — "Are we really going to talk about how long it takes to get ready?"

Or...

YOU (if you don't want to sleep on the couch): "Nope, 3-7 Business Days."

(Although only real men understand that "good things come to those who wait," we hate shipping delays as much as you do. So good news for you... We manufacture and ship Morning Man Greens in the U.S.. So depending on where you live, our average processing and shipping times are 3-7 business days.

At this time we are only shipping to brutes in the U.S., however, we will be expanding our efforts soon and will go international in no time!)

YOU: "It won't put hair on your chest, if that's what you're asking."

(Morning Man Greens is good for everyone who wants to make each day their bitch. Just BEWARE: if you open that door, your wife will steal this from you. Although our proprietary blend contains good-for-you greens, it does contain 95 mg of caffeine so we recommend you DO NOT share this with children or anyone pregnant.)

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From Trustworthy Men Just Like You

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Tim Mulligan
New to Morning Man

I am new to Morning Man. I have tried other products and so far I am satisfied. I do like the caffeine which is a nice boost without drinking coffee.

Honest Review

First the good: I definitely feel noticeably more energetic after a few days drinking the greens.
However: Mixed only with water, the taste (for me) is very difficult to swallow. To enjoy the benefits I mix it into a smoothie with fruits and flavored protein powder. My hope is that the taste will grow on me gradually and I can start reducing the smoothie:greens ratio over time.

Great morning drink

Great stuff

Good Sh*t

I’ve been in the greens for over a year now. Love the stuff. Waking up with a hard D*ck is just an extra bonus.

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Brad Frailey
Great if you like Sweet Tea

Its not gritty so that's great. I've spent years learning to love unsweetened tea and now I do. Morning Man is so sweet that I can barely drink it. Some people may like this taste. To each his own.

1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly

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Teresa Mathis
Works great!

My husband has felt much more energetic and well overall since he started taking the Morning Man supplement. He moticed a difference within a few days.

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Morning Man Greens
DAVID MILLS
Still not used to the flavor

I found it difficult to palette naked and raw with only water. I started putting it in smoothies to mitigate the unfavorable flavor which helps. I'm hoping that I can change the ratio slowly over time in favor of less smoothie and more naked green powder. In the mean time I am finding that I have WAY more sustained energy without the usual need for coffee. So... 3 stars for now.

Great Energy Burst

I usually drink it on my way to hockey. I find it gives me a great burst of energy to start and sustains me throughout the game!

Great Stuff

I honestly look forward to drinking this stuff

Faster, Smarter, Stronger….Better Human!!

Best tasting Green Drink on the market!! The self improvement is obvious. I am now able to tolerate my Ex-Wife’s bullshit for a full 15 minutes!! I know what you’re thinking…”How does he do it? He must have a super power!” The secret is that I am in fact, a “Morning Man!!”

1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly

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Morning Man Greens
Craig Holiman

Love this stuff but the flavoring could be better.

Lives Up To Expectations

Product does exactly what it is advertised to do!

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Ashton Nills

So so good. Just wish it was more affordable for a college student.

Love it

Did everything I was told it would do for me and more

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Victor Kess

Morning Man Greens

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Brian Piercy
I love this stuff!!!!

This stuff is amazing!!! Tastes great and gives you the boost you need!!!!!

Thumbs Up!

All Good

I am all in, I love MMG in my opinion its the best greens product available and I have tried a bunch.

As advertised

As advertised, the only thing missing is some citrus to add vitamin C.

Feeling good

Tastes good and makes me feel like a true morning man!

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Brandon Parker
Manned up

Love the greens! They taste good and actually replaced my morning cup of coffee which i appreciate. 2 thumbs up!!

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David Neisz
Great Taste

This green drink not only taste great but you can’t beat the potential help benefits from getting the vitamins and minerals your body craves while also getting a caffeine boost to help you get through the day! 10/10 recommend to a friend

A staple of my morning

Morning Man has easily become my must-have morning supplement. Clean, smooth energy that lasts well into the afternoon.

Full Ingredients


  • Spirulina
  • Organic Alfalfa Powder
  • Organic Barley Leaf Powder
  • Green Tea Extract
  • Green Coffee Bean Extract
  • Organic Chlorella Powder
  • Acerola Fruit Juice Powder Extract
  • Apple Powder
  • Broccoli Flower Powder
  • Mango Fruit Powder
  • Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
  • Bilberry Fruit Extract
  • Beet Root Powder
  • Carrot Root Powder
  • Spinach Leaf Powder
  • Cocoa Bean Polyphenol Extract
  • Grape Seed Extract
  • Licorice Root Powder
  • Lycium Berry Fruit Extract
  • Slippery Elm Bark Powder
  • Blueberry Juice Powder
  • Organic Wheat Grass Juice Powder
  • Monk Fruit Extract
  • Citrus Bioflavonoids Extract
  • Pea Protein Isolate
  • Artichoke Leaf Extract
  • Citric Acid
  • Rhodiola Root Dry Extract
  • Inulin
  • Eleuthero Root Extract
  • Rosemary Leaf Extract
  • Milk Thistle Seed Extract
  • Ashwagandha Root Extract
  • Holy Basil Leaf Extract
  • Hawthorn Berry Extract
  • Reishi Mushroom Powder
  • Shiitake Mushroom Powder
  • Psyllium Husk Powder
  • Bromelain
  • Burdock Root Powder
  • Lactobacillus Plantarum
  • Ginger Rhizome Powder
  • Kelp Whole Plant Powder