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what is morning man?

Morning Man is your one stop shop for all your daily vitamins, minerals, digestive enzymes, probiotics, and clean caffeine so you can own the morning and conquer your day with greater ease.

+ Over 70 vitamins, superfoods, & digestive enzymes
+ 95 mg of clean caffeine, with no crash later
+ Poop better, think clearer, & perform like a boss
+ No added sugars or artificial sweeteners
+ Tastes amazing, works every time
+ 365-day money-back guarantee

100% natural ingredients

70+ healthy superfoods, vitamins, digestive enzymes & clean caffeine

70+ healthy superfoods, vitamins, 
digestive enzymes & clean caffeine

Spirulina

Spirulina

Gram for gram, the undisputed single most nutritious food on the planet. So if you’re going to mainline Mother Nature, this is Scarface’s uncut, little green friend.
Gram for gram, the undisputed single most nutritious food on the planet. So if you’re going to mainline Mother Nature, this is Scarface’s uncut, little green friend.

Organic Alfalfa

Organic Alfalfa

Have the sh!ts, or lack there of? THIS will be your gut’s secret weapon against gas, bloating, and other gut complications. Believe me, you’ll thank us later.
Have the sh!ts, or lack there of? THIS will be your gut’s secret weapon against gas, bloating, and other gut complications. Believe me, you’ll thank us later.

Organic Barley

Organic Barley

Barley is a beast when it comes to curbing appetite. Say goodbye to sugary snacks and prepare yourself to stay fuller longer and lose weight quicker.
Barley is a beast when it comes to curbing appetite. Say goodbye to sugary snacks and prepare yourself to stay fuller longer, and lose weight quicker.

Green Tea ext.

Green Tea Extract

Ready to get a surge of energy without blowing out your adrenals? This natural clean caffeine will give your body the healthy energy it needs, no crash later.
Ready to get a surge of energy without blowing out your adrenals? This natural clean caffeine will give your body the healthy energy it needs, no crash later.

SEE FULL INGREDIENT LIST BELOW

  Spirulina
  Organic Alfalfa powder
  Green Coffee Bean Extract
  Green Tea extract
  Organic Barley Leaf Powder
  Organic Chlorella Powder
  Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract
  Apple Powder
  Broccoli Flower Powder
  Mango Fruit Powder 
  Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
  Bilberry Fruit extract 
  Beet Root Powder
  Carrot Root Powder
  Spinach Leaf Powder
  Cocoa Bean polyphenol extract
  Grape Seed Extract
  Licorice root powder 
  Lycium berry fruit extract
  Slippery Elm bark powder
  Blueberry Juice Powder
  Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder
  Monk Fruit Extract
  Citrus bioflavonoids extract
  Pea Protein Isolate
  Artichoke leaf extract
  Citric acid
  Rhodiola root dry extract
  Inulin
  Eleuthero root extract
  Rosemary leaf extract
  Milk thistle seed extract 
  Ashwagandha root extract
  Holy Basil Leaf Extract
  Hawthorn berry extract
  Reishi mushroom powder
  Shiitake mushroom powder
  Psyllium husk powder
  Bromelain
  Burdock root powder
  Lactobacillus plantarum
  Ginger rhizome powder
  Kelp whole plant powder

the undisputed morning drink for men

the undisputed morning drink for men

when consumed daily supports:

energy levels

You'll actually have to do all the things that you said you would do when you have more energy

brain function

Your wife will think you've been watching too much Jeopardy with all the new info you'll retain

gut
health

That ol' gut of yours will be running nicer than your diesel - handling big loads with ease!

immune system

Give your body the 12-gauge it needs to hold down the fort and kick the common colds teeth in

ELEVATED ENERGY

With how much you’ll be crushing that honey-do list, your wife will be on her knees thanking you daily.

BRILLIANT BRAIN

We know you’re already a flat out genius, now you’re just going to be more genius-er.

GREAT
GUT

GREAT GUT

Enjoy your peaceful kid-free bathroom sessions, without painful pushing or bursting blood vessels.

Vital
Vitamins

Vital Vitamins

Still want to run circles around your kids at 60? This is what your body demands.

ELEVATED ENERGY

With how much you’ll be crushing that honey-do list, your wife will be on her knees thanking you daily.

BRILLIANT BRAIN

We know you’re already a flat out genius, now you’re just going to be more genius-er.

GREAT
GUT

GREAT GUT

Enjoy your peaceful kid-free bathroom sessions, without painful pushing or bursting blood vessels.

Vital
Vitamins

Vital Vitamins

Still want to run circles around your kids at 60? This is what your body demands.

1000's of men choose morning man

here's what they have to say...

1000's of men choose morning man

here's what they have to say...

Tyson Shelley

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Skeptical vegetable hater
now a fan

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 8, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
I HATE VEGGIES, yes I do, my whole life. Can’t deny the benefits, so I finally reluctantly tried one of these “green shakes”. Morning Man is no green shake. Tastes great, not chalky, and enough caffeine for me to replace my morning energy drink. Love it, now a monthly subscriber and pay for it with savings from kicking my energy drink habit.
 Raisa Crist

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ My new morning routine

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 3, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
I start my day with this every morning now for 3 months. Love it
 Jason Hulsey

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ It's the shiznic

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 3, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
Keeps me going hard all day
Jim Longton

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Love these greens!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 30, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
My second 6 month supply of these greens, I love them, they replaces d AG-1 greens. Customer for life, awesome boost whether you’re slaying Bears, saber tooth tigers, or Spreadsheets!
Jason Dwyer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great product

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 13, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
These greens are the best!! Tons of energy, clean feeling and I feel energized for hours after use. Great job keep it up!!!
Matt Robinson

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Awesome product

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 10, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
Great taste and love the way it makes me feel.
John Gelvin

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Re-upped my shipments!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 8, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
What a great morning product. I "trialed" a 3 month supply. Was so happy with the results that I just had another 6 month supply shipped to me! The price is even solid for the product received! Please give this a try!!!
Eric F

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Second Review

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on July 25, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
I drink this stuff every freakin morning!!! The taste has grown on me and now I like it. I'm not sure if it's related but I have lost some weight and kept it off and I haven't consciously changed my diet. I still fight crime most days and the villains just can't keep up. Keep up the great work Morning Man!!!
William Dutcher

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Refreshing!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on July 20, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
I have been taking Manly Man Greens for 5 days now...WOW! The drink is refreshing, tastes great and boy do I feel better already. I am now getting the vitamins and nutrients that my body needs everyday without even thinking about it. I highly recommend this product for health benefits, even though it does hurt the wallet a little bit each month!
Lehmans

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best Greens Ever!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on June 30, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
By far, Morning Man Greens are the Best greens we've ever tried, and we've tried A Lot! It's also the best priced! I will continue to suggest them to all my friends and family
 Marc Schaeffer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fantastic

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 7, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
So far so good! Helps me through my busy day.
 Andrew Neff

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Good stuff

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 1, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
I do the morning greens and the night cap. Clean caffeine boost helps me get my work out done and I get to sleep so much better now that I take the night cap
David Dockter

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ You people rock!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 31, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
I have been consuming your magic elixir for a year or so now, and have been preaching its amazing results to friends and family. I finally got on the subscription plan to make my life easier. Love your product.
Dave Burgoon

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great Results, quick!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 17, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
I started Morning Man about a week ago and within the first day I felt more energy and focus. My gut health feels better too!
Highly recommend!
Corey Coxon

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ All good!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 11, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
It is part of my morning ritual now, appreciate you guys!!
Francesco Recchia

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Freaking amazing

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 9, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
I'm new to liquid drinks and have tried a few different brands in the last two months. This is by far one of the best tasting ones I've had and am absolutely going to reorder when I run out!
Chris Templer

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Loving the energy

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on August 5, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
I am digging the Greens. I have been taking it religiously for over a month now and I am loving the kind of cleaner energy I feel. (Best way I could explain it) A lot different from the energy drinks and shots I’m used to taking. I get up at 1am and work 2 jobs and now after a month I can tell at the end of my day I’m not crashing so hard. 2 manly thumbs up from me!
JC

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Love it!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on July 22, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
This is the best tasting super food I have had. Gives me a ton of energy and mental clarity to get me through my day without the afternoon fog. It fills me up
Brian Flewelling

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Excellent

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on July 4, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
Tastes great! Good clean morning energy boost! My wife is ingredient focused and this was the first greens supplement I found that she had nothing bad to say!
Rodney Taylor

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best tasting morning pickup!

Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on July 1, 2023
Morning Man Greens  |  Verified Purchase
I have been a Morning Man Greens customer since it first hit the market... I was a little apprehensive at first, it being a green drink. I was pleasantly surprised that this stuff tastes great and I was able to give up my morning commute coffee. I absolutely feel that this drink as given me a healthier alternative to my morning coffee. I love this stuff and will be a lifetime customer!

"morning man greens: a game-changer for men's morning routine"

"I have been using Morning Man Greens daily for 45 days now, and I must say it's a game-changer. This product is the ultimate morning drink for men who want to unleash their inner greatness and conquer the day with confidence.

The taste is surprisingly amazing, unlike other greens drinks that often leave a bitter aftertaste. Morning Man Greens is refreshing and enjoyable to drink, making it a pleasant part of my morning routine.

But it's not just about the taste; the results are outstanding. With its blend of 70 superfoods, vitamins, extracts, and 95 mg of clean caffeine, it provides me with sustained energy and stamina throughout the day. The probiotics, enzymes, and greens ensure a smooth digestion experience, like clockwork.

I appreciate that Morning Man Greens is hand-forged for men, by men. It understands our unique needs and delivers the fuel we require to perform at our best. Plus, the company's commitment to customer satisfaction is commendable, with a 365-day money-back guarantee.

If you're ready to step up your game and elevate your mornings, I highly recommend giving Morning Man Greens a try. It's a top-notch product that delivers on taste, performance, and overall well-being. Don't settle for less; choose Morning Man Greens and experience the difference for yourself."

- Robert Nussbaumer 

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Morning Man starts my day off proper! The perfect kick to my smoothie and tastes amazing! It takes all the guesswork out of starting the day. Thanks guys!"
- Frank Zummo of Sum 41
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"We've been taking Morning Man greens for months, it's delicious, and perfect for any man that wants a full day's vitamins & vegetables in one single scoop.
- Armstrong & Getty Show & Radio
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"I love to get lost in the woods for days on end. Like my dog, Morning Man Greens is the perfect partner to keep me hiking and exploring further and longer than before.
- Carey Jack, Happy Hustle Show
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"New morning ritual. After finishing my Morning Man, I went outside, killed 3 squirrels for breakfast, cut a tree down, built a log cabin smoker, and immediately grew an extra 1/2" of beard hair. 2 Tarzan yells and a whittled wood duck decoy later, I am feeling ready for the day."
- Colt
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"I’ve tried greens before but none have tasted this good or made me feel this good on the go! 

I actually had to hide them from the wife. Now she says if I don’t give her any, she ain’t giving me any. So I’m sharing."
- Randy
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Most greens taste like your lawn. After trying many greens, Morning Man Greens IS the best tasting greens around. 

Plus, the added kick is a nice plus. These aren’t girly greens. These are for those fellas who put their big boy pants on."
- Hunter

the morning man challenge:

how it works

Subscribe today, try it daily (at least most days) for 30 days. If you don't see real results we'll send you a real refund PLUS $50.00 cash. No questions asked.
Subscribe today, try it daily (at least most days) for 30 days. If you don't see 
real results we'll send you a real refund PLUS $50.00 cash. No questions asked.

step 1: 

subscribe

Real men aren't afraid of commitment.

step 2:

try it

Try it daily (at least most days) for 30 days.

step 3: 

results or refund

Get real results or get a real refund + $50.

take the challenge

take the challenge

step 1

select your subscription

select your subscription

monthly

1 bag per month
$89.95

$53.96/mo

(you save $35.99)

 365-Day Money-Back Guarantee

quarterly

3 bags every 3 months
$299.85

$197/QTR

(you save $102.85)

 365-Day Money-Back Guarantee

100% manly

Gluten, Dairy, 
Soy FREE

wife friendly

365 DAY GUARANTEE

365 DAY GUARANTEE

From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

In a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, or even hate the marketing, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

And, as men of our words, we will give you your full investment back plus $50 cash direct to your pocket.

- how real men -

70 Vitamins, Extracts, And Superfoods + 95 Mg Of Caffeine. Tastes Amazing, Works Every Time
- 365 Day Money-Back Guarantee -

Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions

Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions

morning man: why try it for 30 days?

We want you to truly give 'er a college try. Don't just open the bag, try it once, and call it a day. For a gentlemen's wager such as this, we ask that you give it a real shot and take it every day consistently to see what kind of impact it'll have on your health, digestion, and (yes, even) poops. Trust us, you'll thank us later.

morning man: Why subscribe...

Why subscribe and not just buy once? Well, we're throwing up a pretty big wager on our end, with a ton of upside for you if you don't like any part of the bag. 

For this reason (besides the fact it's cheaper to subscribe), we ask you to put some skin in the game as well with a monthly subscription that best fits you.

morning man: our big bold guarantee... how it works.

Like the big bold headline says, if you don't absolutely love it or see any results for your gut, poops, performance, midday crashes, or yawn volume - then simply email us at manly@morningman.org and let us know. 

We'll refund you 100% of your purchase and shoot over $50.00 cash straight to your pocket. It's that simple.

WIFE: So what are Morning Man Greens anyway?

YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder... Guess again.

Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.

Don't believe us?

See what's happening to Morning Men around the globe:
Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!

- Edwin S.
Well, what can I say? For the first time in a year and a half, I got up and went for a run. Did just over two miles. Thanks, Morning Man. 

With Even Weirder Love,  Jesse P.
P.S. Probably the best tasting greens out there.

morning man: Why YOU need this.

morning man: Why YOU need this.

As a NATTY Ice and Boone's Farm connoisseur, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly).

So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vegetables PLUS a natural caffeine kick (no crash later) with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day...? Seems like a no-brainer to us.

However, if you're feeling on the fence about it all, peep this...

WIFE: I bet this product tastes 
like sh!t

YOU: "Well it's no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good."

But don't take it from us, here you go...
Ok gentlemen I gotta say I was surprised that the drink tastes this good, the caffeine is good for me but I would suggest drinking it slow until u know how you are with it because some people like to just slam healthy drinks real fast, and from a couple of days i can tell my energy is up & I am feeling more upbeat!!!

- Brandon H.

WIFE: How much is it? OVER $50!? For a bag of greens?

YOU: "If I'm going to do something, I better effin' do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be."

(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don't spend on your health... and how it's about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever "health issue" she keeps telling you about...

...Oh, and if that doesn't work, remind her how much fancy a$$ coffee costs. Cutting out even one of those sugary caramel macchiato nonsense drinks a week would make Morning Man Greens worth more than the investment. Plus those cups of sugary liquid nonsense do nothing for your greatness.)

See what our Morning Men think...

WIFE: Can you get behind this company? Who are they?

YOU: "Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place..."
Been in y'all's comments a few times lol each time is better and funnier than the last. You guys won yourselves a customer just by being awesome and sarcastic. Love it. Yet to get my stuff but it's on the way. Looking forward to it too...

- Zach A.
Congrats on your new business. I've followed you guys for 2 reasons. 1st is the weirdness won me over.

2nd is I just started my own new business June 1st this year. So here's to both our new ventures being successful. Have a great weekend.

- John L.

WIFE: Did it
come with a guarantee?

YOU: "Yes."

(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

In a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)

mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

You're probably like, "cool, you have a 365 day return policy... IF you can get ahold of us?!" Well, don't you worry. We don't have lives and we take too much Morning Man, so we are JUICED virtually 24/7.

What were trying to say is... When we F up, we hold ourselves responsible to make you feel whole, no matter what the situation may be. If you need a return, refund, update to your order, or anything customer support related, we are here to take good care of you.

Here's a couple examples of when someone needed some support and their feedback through the process...
Thank you for the update. Amazing customer service and a quick response. I couldn't ask for more! Many many thanks!

I love your product. Since I've received my first delivery it has been a staple in my daily routine and I feel lost without it. So again, thank you and your team for amazing customer service!

- Zach A.
I was reached out to personally and received just about the best customer service I've experienced in a long time.

- Justin W.

mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

Our proprietary Superfood blend of "caffeine-injected-greens" contains powerful natural probiotics, herbs, and extracts. It's non-GMO without any fillers, artificial sweeteners, additives, artificial flavors, preservatives, colors, yeast, soy, added sodium, or starch.

...So don't let the fancy marketing fool ya, this product is truly good for you! Prepare yourself, the 43 raw superfood ingredients below will rock your world.

Here's the full ingredient list to prove it:

Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend

  Spirulina
  Organic Alfalfa powder
  Organic Barley Leaf Powder
  Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder
  Green Tea extract
  Green Coffee Bean Extract
  Organic Chlorella Powder
  Inulin
  Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract
  Apple Powder
  Broccoli Flower Powder
  Mango Fruit Powder 
  Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
  Bilberry Fruit extract 
  Beet Root Powder
  Carrot Root Powder
  Spinach Leaf Powder