The Greens seem to be fine as far as nutrition wise but they are waaay too sweet due to the monk fruit sweetener. Hopefully you guys will dial that back some maybe use stevia instead. Seems like a great product and I like the price better than ag1 but I'm debating going back to them just because of the flavor.
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I drink mine on the way to work every morning. Tastes great, mixes well with ice water, and gives me the energy and focus I need to get the day started. Knowing that it is also super healthy as well is a win win for me!
Awesome, glad they have decaffeinated as I decided to cut that out by eliminating caffeine
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