WHEN ONE SARCASTIC A-HOLE WITH A CAFFEINE ADDICTION MEETS
ANOTHER SARCASTIC A-HOLE ON A HEALTH KICK
With just a single scoop in the morning, you get more nutrients than your uncle’s multivitamin, more greens than your wife’s salad bar at Sizzler, and more energy than your ADHD 5-year old nephew at Halloween.
If that wasn’t enough, it tastes ABSOLUTELY amazing.
From one man to another, we wouldn’t put our names on this badass bag of glory if we didn’t think it was worth your time.
Your body demands more, finally reward it with something other than Hot Pockets and Bud Ice.
Now is your time.
Your greatness is calling.
Snag your bag below and don’t forget to come back and tell us how you conquered the world.
With weird love,
Brett & Jonathan
The OG Morning Men
Brett
Sarcastic A-Hole #1
Jonathan
Sarcastic A-Hole #2
(And Make Your Father Proud... Finally)
(The sword we live and die by)
Don’t let the outlandish marketing fool you, Morning Man is truly intended to help men live longer, healthier lives in order to be better at work, at home, and in their communities.
We live this, we advocate this, and (even if you don’t join us) we
expect you to adopt these principles to be better fathers, brothers, and sons for those you impact in your life.
You up for the challenge, sir?
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