70 Superfoods, Vitamins, And Extracts + 95 Mg Of Caffeine
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The Last Morning Drink You'll Ever Need

With just a single scoop, Morning Man Greens helps champion men unleash their inner greatness and conquer the day with greater confidence, honor, and respect.

Most Ruthless Performance Drink Undisputed Energy For Champion Men
Like Athletic Greens...
But For Men

Athletic Greens is great... but us men need more. More nutrients, more caffeine, more balls.


Tastes Effin' Amazing

Most greens taste like you're sucking on the bottom of the mower... not us. It's no PBR, but it's best tasting green drink on the market. Guaranteed.

 
Consistent Sh!ts

Probiotics, enzymes, greens, and 95 mg of clean caffeine guarantees a smooth morning delivery, like clockwork.


Hand Forged For Men,
By Men

Energy, stamina & strength — EVERY man's #1 superfood fuel (like main lining vegetables from mother nature herself)

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  • 30 Manly Servings of Morning Man Greens
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  • 95 mg of Caffeine Per Serving (1 Cup of Coffee)
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  • 30 Manly Servings of Morning Man Greens
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Testimonials by Men
More words about how awesome this stuff is
Not Your Sisters Green Drink Not Your Sisters Green Drink
Nature's Rocket Fuel

Most mainstream energy drinks just blast you full of caffeine, taurine, B12, sugar and a mean case of the jitters only to crash a couple hours later.

Morning Man Greens uses just a small dose of natural caffeine combined with over 75 vitamins, minerals, superfoods, and extracts to deliver all day energy with no crash ever.

Superfoods

Like mainlining vegetables from mother nature herself...

Your body doesn’t need more caffeine to crush the day, it needs more healthy nutrients, prebiotics, probiotics, and enzymes which Morning Man Greens delivers an abundance of.

Tastes Amazing

Yeah, we said it. Green juices, green powders, and most things green are notorious for tasting like dirty underwear. Not Morning Man Greens. You’ll be amazed at just how good and refreshing Morning Man Greens tastes. Guaranteed.

Supplement Facts
 
For Champion Men "I used to drink 7 cups of coffee in the morning just to get going. That is, until some relentless guys sent me samples of Morning Man Greens to try. It tasted and worked so well that I kicked my coffee fix to the curb, invested, and became part owner of the company. It's that good. Don't believe me? Put it to the test and see for yourself if it unlocks your inner champion or not."

Frank "The Legend" Shamrock
UFC Middleweight Champion

Don't Take it From Us Results Speak For Themselves

2 months ago

Mark Miller wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man

Hulk Green

Been taking morning man greens for almost 2 weeks and it is awesome

2 months ago

MJD wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Tastes grat and I feel great

I love the ingredient list of this product and it tastes great as well. Gives me a slight boost in the morning and it's now part of my morning ritual.

2 months ago

Tyler Grouten wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Awesome

Product tastes good and gives you that sustained boost for hours with no major crash. Definitely going to order more.

2 months ago

Carlo Galassi wrote a review about Manly Moonshine Maker

Amazing product and great customer service!

I purchased a month supply along with the mason jar. Both showed up in a timely manner. The mason jar was cracked and after a short email later they sent out a replacement no questions asked. i started using morning man at elk camp covering more than 10 miles a day on foot up and down mountains with 40 lbs of gear on my back and man does this stuff give you the boost you need to conquer the day!

2 months ago

Kevin Riekofsky wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Kick Start

This is more of a chug drink (just do it and get it over with kind). Nonetheless, every morn I put down a serving and head to work. The kick of caff could be a little more! Maybe it’s because I’m used to an energy drink or coffee besides this. I do feel better throughout the First part of the day than when I drink this green-ness! Need to start adding it to my mid day to see if it help finish the work day. Good kick start though!

3 months ago

Cole Moorman wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Great product

Morning Man provides a nutritious blend of vitamins, minerals, and all the good things a man needs to elevate to the level of James Bond, Indiana Jones, Steve McQueen, and Chuck Norris!

3 months ago

Jonathon Freres wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly

I run trains...

You pervert, not that sort of train… As an employee for an unspecified yellow themed railroad. Any pick me up goes a long way. That and the fact I’m usually not getting my daily veggie intake more or less causes by lack of enthusiasm dealing with the food that my food eats. Then I find you guys. My phone goes off with the sweet sounds of money to be made and I mix up a couple scoops of your powdered awesome and kick the day square in the bean bag! Keep up the fine work gents!

3 months ago

Chad NesSmith wrote a review about Manly Moonshine Maker Mug

The glass jar is cool

I use it every day. Kinda steep in price for a mason jar, but it does have the logo printed and the Morning Man Greens are the bomb, so I ain’t complaining.

3 months ago

Steve D wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

First order

Took a chance on this product and I am shocked at how good it is .. I don’t have not consumed the copious amount of coffee I normally do daily, and cannot say enough good things about the product

3 months ago

Bill Dean wrote a review about 1 Bag Morning Man

Green stuff works awesome

Great energy every time I’ve had it. Can wrestle gators and bears at the same time!

3 months ago

Michael Lenzi wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man

Powerful Greens

Taste was great! Customer service top notch. I definitely see myself as a subscriber when I run out.

3 months ago

Luke Barry wrote a review about 3 Bags of Morning Man

My go go juice

There is literally no need to drink coffee. I’m feeling the morning man manifesto.

3 months ago

Joseph Audet wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

I love this stuff

I love the taste and am really starting to feel the benefits from this product.

3 months ago

Jacob Lucas wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Best damn greens

This is the best stuff on the market tastes great and is a wonderful healthy addition to any morning. I've successfully "canned" energy drinks or as I called them "tubes of false hope". But don't just take my word for it. Buy this sh!t!!!!

3 months ago

Joseph Nivens wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man

Great stuff

Great tasting. Great energy boost without any crash. Actually haven't had coffee in a week! It's my new morning ritual.... and sometimes mid afternoon too!

3 months ago

Otto Tobe wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Great product. Great customer service

I have sustained energy all day long. Eating a little less, needing less sleep, less joint pain when I wake up, and the stomach issues I was having for a long time have gone away. Only down side is it took me a few days to get used to the taste. Not a big fan of the flavor but after a few days I don’t mind it at all.

3 months ago

Brian Leija wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Legal paradise in a bag!

Aww where do I start.. Morning Man is the yayo if I was Scarface .. My little moonshine jar that peels my eyelids open beyond expansion! It has elevated my game that I no longer use the doors on my truck but simply climb out the window like the dukes of hazard boys. I now come onto the jobsite like a rabid fighting rooster sending anybody in my path running home too there mothers in complete aww and fear of my hulk like masculinity! Thk you morning man for your perfectly blended concoction of pure adrenaline causing product. To you I tip my hard hat and say well done gentlemen… well done

3 months ago

David Eddins wrote a review about Day Drinker Sticker

Love this stuff

I used to always drink energy drinks or coffee. The greens are much better, plus healthier. Couldn't be happier

3 months ago

Adrian Brennan wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man

Awesomeness beyond beleif

I was skeptical to say the lease. 3 days later I am a believer to the max. I drink it in the morning right a away and I dam near want to rip my door off the hinges on the way out. I get a shiver when I get the burst of energy. F----n phenomenal

4 months ago

Andrew Esparza wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man

Good Stuff!

Awesome results!! Love this stuff!! Great taste, nice caffeine kick and I feel great all day long with NO crash! Goodbye to nasty energy drinks! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!

4 months ago

CarpenterTJ wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man

I'm a scoop and a half...2 times a Morning Man...

I had a coffee addiction. 8 cups before 10 a.m. for the past 20 years.. The f-ing headaches in the weekends for not drinking that much became unbearable. It's been 2 weeks with Morning Man. And I could never be happier. I feel more focused, driven than I have been in 10 years. I'm telling all my friends. Been busting the Coworkers balls about the garbage energy drinks they are drinking. Energy drinks are GARBAGE and HORRIBLE for you. Reread that as many times as you need to stop drinking that crap. Read all the ingredients in this Morning Man powered. This is what you should be putting in your body. Most advertising on Facebook is a scam... Not these guys.. Fast shipping and a no b*ll sh*t guarantee.. I gave it a try. You can give it a try... The worst that can happen is you go back to coffee or that other cold can of garbage with a Crash... Thanks Morning Man

4 months ago

Newsletter Subscriber wrote a review about Day Drinker Sticker

Love it

Went right on the welding helmet. Could have made the padding around letters little thicker so it wasn’t as hard to stick on. But Best Buy ever! Everyone gets a kick out of it.

4 months ago

Christopher T Scott wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly

Love this stuff

Can not get enough of these greens a permanent part of my morning routine for sure!

Yup, you guessed it Social
Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!

- Edwin S
Well you f***ers might be on to something. I have been using it for just about a week. I am a physical therapist in a busy orthopedic/ sports medicine outpatient clinic and I am a father of two. 45 years old, head coach of a travel baseball team, and was a former college baseball player.

I have thyroid and hormone issues, so fatigue has been an issue for a number of years now. I have tried numerous things, and have relied on a myriad of players in the energy drink world, searching for something to keep me focused and to get through the day. And I know they are not good, I do so much reading on research, and know the cortisol release from high doses of caffeine and adrenal fatigue problems, etc.

So I decided to give your sh!t a try. And it is good. Taste is excellent for a greens powder. Good focus throughout my day so far. Good amount of caffeine. So let’s see how it continues to go. I’ll keep you updated. Enjoy your weekend.

- Eric L.
seal 365 Day

 

From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening).

So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.

Frequently Asked Questions

(Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions)

Your Wife
WIFE: So what are Morning Man Greens anyway?

YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder... Guess again.

Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.

Don't believe us? See what's happening to Morning Men around the globe:

Well, what can I say? For the first time in a year and a half, I got up and went for a run. Did just over two miles. Thanks, Morning Man.

With Even Weirder Love,
- Jesse P.

P.S. Probably the best tasting greens out there.
Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!

- Edwin S.
MORNING MAN: Why YOU need this.

As a NATTY Ice and Boons Farm connoisseur, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly).

So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vegetables PLUS a natural caffeine kick (no crash later) with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day...? Seems like a no-brainer to us.

However, if you're feeling on the fence about it all, peep this...

Your Wife
WIFE: I bet this product tastes like sh!t.

YOU: "Well it's no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good."

But don't take it from us, here you go...

Ok gentlemen I gotta say I was surprised that the drink tastes this good, the caffeine is good for me but I would suggest drinking it slow until u know how you are with it because some people like to just slam healthy drinks real fast, and from a couple of days i can tell my energy is up & I am feeling more upbeat!!!

- Brandon H.
Your Wife
WIFE: How much is it? OVER $50!? For a bag of greens?

YOU: "If I'm going to do something, I better effin' do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be."

(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don't spend on your health... and how it's about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever "health issue" she keeps telling you about...

...Oh, and if that doesn't work, remind her how much fancy a$$ coffee costs. Cutting out even one of those sugary caramel macchiato nonsense drinks a week would make Morning Man Greens worth more than the investment. Plus those cups of sugary liquid nonsense do nothing for your greatness.)

See what our Morning Men think...
Your Wife
WIFE: Can you get behind this company? Who are they?

YOU: "Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place..."

Been in y'all's comments a few times lol each time is better and funnier than the last. You guys won yourselves a customer just by being awesome and sarcastic. Love it. Yet to get my stuff but it's on the way. Looking forward to it too...

- Zach A.
Congrats on your new business. I've followed you guys for 2 reasons. 1st is the weirdness won me over.

2nd is I just started my own new business June 1st this year. So here's to both our new ventures being successful. Have a great weekend.

- John L.
Your Wife
WIFE: Did it come with a guarantee?

YOU: "Yes."

(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)

MM: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

You're probably like, "cool, you have a 365 day return policy... IF you can get ahold of us?!" Well, don't you worry. We don't have lives and we take too much Morning Man, so we are JUICED virtually 24/7.

What were trying to say is... When we F up, we hold ourselves responsible to make you feel whole, no matter what the situation may be. If you need a return, refund, update to your order, or anything customer support related, we are here to take good care of you.

Here's a couple examples of when someone needed some support and their feedback through the process...

Thank you for the update. Amazing customer service and a quick response. I couldn't ask for more! Many many thanks!

I love your product. Since I've received my first delivery it has been a staple in my daily routine and I feel lost without it. So again, thank you and your team for amazing customer service!

- Zach A.
I was reached out to personally and received just about the best customer service I've experienced in a long time.

- Justin W.
MM: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

Our proprietary Superfood blend of "caffeine injected greens" contains powerful natural probiotics, herbs, and extracts. It's non-GMO without any fillers, artificial sweeteners, additives, artificial flavors, preservatives, colors, yeast, soy, added sodium, or starch.

...So don't let the fancy marketing fool ya, this product is truly good for you! Prepare yourself the 43 raw superfood ingredients below will rock your world.

Here's the full ingredient list to prove it:

Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend
Spirulina
Organic Alfalfa powder
Organic Barley Leaf Powder
Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder
Green Tea extract
Green Coffee Bean Extract 
Organic Chlorella Powder
Inulin
Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract
Apple Powder
Broccoli Flower Powder
Mango Fruit Powder
Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
Bilberry Fruit extract
Beet Root Powder 
Carrot Root Powder 
Spinach Leaf Powder
Cocoa Bean polyphenol extract 
Grape Seed Extract
Licorice root powder
Lycium berry fruit extract
Ginger rhizome powder
Slippery Elm bark powder
Kelp whole plant powder
Blueberry Juice Powder

Herbs, Extracts, and Mushroom Complex
Pea Protein Isolate
Citrus bioflavonoids extract
Artichoke leaf extract
Citric acid
Rhodiola root dry extract
Eleuthero root extract
Rosemary leaf extract
Milk thistle seed extract
Ashwagandha root extract
Holy Basil Leaf Extract
Hawthorn berry extract
Reishi mushroom powder 
Shiitake mushroom powder
Monk Fruit Extract

Digestive Enzyme, Prebiotic & Probiotic Blend
Psyllium husk powder
Bromelain
Burdock root powder
Lactobacillus plantarum

Here's what our Morning Men think...
Well you f***ers might be on to something. I have been using it for just about a week. I am a physical therapist in a busy orthopedic/ sports medicine outpatient clinic and I am a father of two. 45 years old, head coach of a travel baseball team, and was a former college baseball player. I have thyroid and hormone issues, so fatigue has been an issue for a number of years now. I have tried numerous things, and have relied on a myriad of players in the energy drink world, searching for something to keep me focused and to get through the day. And I know they are not good, I do so much reading on research, and know the cortisol release from high doses of caffeine and adrenal fatigue problems, etc. So I decided to give your sh!t a try. And it is good. Taste is excellent for a greens powder. Good focus throughout my day so far. Good amount of caffeine. So let’s see how it continues to go. I’ll keep you updated. Enjoy your weekend.

- Eric L.
MM: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...

Time to look under the hood. Here's a glimpse at the back of the bag. Please keep in mind, as we are very early in our production, the design and some details may change slightly. But this is the most up to date version...

Your Wife
WIFE: 30 Manly Servings. How long will this bag actually last?

YOU: "It's not about size, it's what you do with it."

(With one scoop in the morning, each bag will provide you a full month's worth of elevated manliness. But if you feel like doubling your greatness, we recommend manning up in the morning and early afternoon.

Just a reminder, each scoop contains 95 mg of caffeine so drinking this late in the evening would likely keep you up at night. Each scoop equals out to about one cup of coffee. So use accordingly, sir.)

Your Wife
WIFE: How long will it take to ship? It better not be like 25 days or something stupid, right?

YOU: If you're feeling real ballsy, then reply — "Are we really going to talk about how long it takes to get ready?"

Or...

YOU (if you don't want to sleep on the couch): "Nope, 3-7 Business Days."

(Although only real men understand that "good things come to those who wait," we hate shipping delays as much as you do. So good news for you... We manufacture and ship Morning Man Greens in the U.S.. So depending on where you live, our average processing and shipping times are 3-7 business days.

At this time we are only shipping to brutes in the U.S., however, we will be expanding our efforts soon and will go international in no time!)

Your Wife
WIFE: Is this a men's only product?

YOU: "It won't put hair on your chest, if that's what you're asking."

(Morning Man Greens is good for everyone who wants to make each day their bitch. Just BEWARE: if you open that door, your wife will steal this from you. Although our proprietary blend contains good-for-you greens, it does contain 95 mg of caffeine so we recommend you DO NOT share this with children or anyone pregnant.)

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