Moonshine Shaker Mug
The Only Way To Transport Morning Man
Moonshine Shaker Mug
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Our rebel ancestors looked to the ol’ reliable Mason jar to transport gut-punching moonshine to fellow brutes all across the south. Like them, we understand the importance of protecting priceless cargo when a fellow man is in need.
So today, in honor of our ancestors, you too can protect your Morning Man Greens with the most durable, reliable means of transport… Manly Moonshine Shaker Mug.
Who the F uses shaker bottles? Real men use Mason jars. Get yours now.
Suggested Use
Daily, often, & never question your decisions.
Product Facts
16 oz glass Mason jar
8 cm diameter x 11.9 cm tall
Airtight button-top screw cap for safe shaking and maximum freshness
White imprinted Morning Man logo on 1 side
Don’t Take It From Us
The Results Speak For Themselves
LOOK & DRINK LIKE A BOSS
No one looks manly with a plastic shaker. This impressive jar demands respect, no matter who you are.
RELIABLE, WORKS EVERY TIME
Unless your inner Morning Man chews on glass, this mug is dishwasher safe and ready for reuse.
STURDY IN YOUR HAND
Feel even more manly with this 16oz hog between your rugged paws. Use daily, my brother.
DOUBLE BAGGED PROTECTION
Shipped in a double layer of bubble wrap, this jar will arrive ready for whatever “comes” its way.
Man-to-man
365 day guarantee
From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.
Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.
If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.
If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening).
So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.
THE MORNING MAN CREDO
(The sword we live and die by)
Don’t let the outlandish marketing fool you, Morning Man is truly intended to help men live longer, healthier lives in order to be better at work, at home, and in their communities.
We live this, we advocate this, and (even if you don’t join us) we
expect you to adopt these principles to be better fathers, brothers, and sons for those you impact in your life.
- You are now in a club of gentlemen
- You conquer the day with confidence
- You make others proud to know you
- Act accordingly
You up for the challenge, sir?
Frequently Asked Questions
So we know you feel awesome in your fingerless gloves and LuLuLemon shorts at the gym shaking your blender bottle full of soy protein. It’s just not quite as manly as you are thinking. A moonshine jar? Bo and Luke Duke wouldn’t steer you wrong, Cooter.
When we sent one to Gollum, he gave us his ring if we promised he could keep the jar. He then put on 75 pounds of muscle, a beard, a flannel shirt, and started splitting logs and ladies.
Yes, but it won’t say Morning Man on it. Leave your grandpa alone, he’s done enough for you and this country.
No. This ain’t Quik chalky milk. Morning Man Greens mixes like whiskey and… well… whiskey, ya’ lightweight. It mixes with just a stir, even in a glass of ice water with a spoon. The jar is a star and is a star-maker, boss.
Jar.
Better than the shaker under your seat that smells like you died in it. Which you probably did, just a little, every time you sipped from it in public.
It will do everything… but it won’t do that. For example:
- You’ll make it all the way through the Bluey marathon.
- You’ll keep your focus in the VIP room with Chastitty and Lexxxus even after a long-ass day of work.
- Have the energy to get Dom his 10-second car.
- Keep farmer’s hours, ya wuss.
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