1 Bag Morning Man DECAF Monthly
- ➕ Packed with 43 REAL foods - like main lining vegetables from mother nature herself
- ➕ Natural Rocket Fuel - 1 scoop in the morning or afternoon delivers the greens your body needs and your brain craves
- ➕ Tastes Effin' Amazing - Most greens taste like you're sucking on the bottom of the mower... not us. It's no PBR, but it's best tasting green drink on the market. Guaranteed.
- ➕ Consistent Sh!ts - Probiotics, enzymes, and greens guarantees a smooth morning delivery, like clockwork.
- ➕ Hand forged for men, from men - energy, stamina & strength to crush it all day long
- ➕ 70 Vitamins, Extracts, & Superfoods - Yes, in every single scoop (use as directed)
- ➕ Caffeine Free Energy Like No Other - Fuel your body with the optimal nutrition it needs to crush the entire day (without the late night jitters from too much caffeine)
- ➕ Rush of Probiotics & Enzymes - formulated specifically to increase absorption and bioavailability (just Google it)
- ➕ Non-GMO, No fillers, Preservatives, or Additives - Ya know, because the wife cares about that stuff
- ➕ 365-day Man Of Our Word Guarantee - If you try it out, hate the taste, have too much confidence, don’t like the bag or the marketing, then just email us and we’ll toss your money right back. No questions asked.
Don't Take it From Us
Results Speak For Themselves
From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.
Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.
If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we got you.
If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening).
So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.