Morning Man BOOST
Clean Caffeine Super Supplement
Morning Man BOOST
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- 💊 30 capsules
- 💪 30 manly days
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When Mondays drag on till Thursday… Morning Man BOOST is the quick pick-me-up you need to power through (even the most BS of days) with ease.
With 110 mg of clean caffeine (green tea extract), Morning Man BOOST is the super supplement specifically designed for the brutes that demand more from their day and take no prisoners doing so.†
Product Highlights
➕ Clean Caffeine Kick On The Go - toss this bottle of clean caffeine greatness in the car or in your bag to keep you going all day long
➕ Better Than The 5-Hr Baby Shots - Just one capsule gives you the energy you need, without the crash or terrible taste
➕ Hand forged for men, from men - energy, stamina & strength to crush it all day long.
➕ Better Than The 5-Hr Baby Shots - Just one capsule gives you the energy you need, without the crash or terrible taste
➕ Hand forged for men, from men - energy, stamina & strength to crush it all day long.
Suggested Use
Take 1 capsule with 8-12 oz of water
Product Facts
- Serving Size: 1
- # of Servings: 30
- # of Capsules: 30
Don’t Take It From Us
The Results Speak For Themselves
SUPER CHARGED ENERGY
When Morning Man gets you laid, BOOST will get you to CVS in no time flat. Use responsibly-ish.
“LIMITLESS” FOCUS
You may still be a 6, but you’ll have Bradley Cooper’s hawk-like focus. Yes, it’s wonderful.
RE-UP YOUR TURBO METER
Stamina meter running low – Mortal Kombat style? Here’s your Up- Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A.
DO & BE BETTER
Need we say more? Jeebus you’re picky.
100% NATURAL INGREDIENTS
SIMPLE INGREDIENTS FOR BIG RESULTS
“Clean” Caffeine
WTF is “Clean” Caffeine? Well, this is how we distinguish our supplement from all other caffeine pills on the market.
Our primary ingredient is Green tea leaf extract, which is derived from the leaves of the Camellia sinensis plant. Not only is this the main source for green, black, and oolong teas, it has been shown to boost energy levels, enhance cognitive function, and improve athletic performance, without the typical crash of “lesser” caffeine sources.
Not only that, but green tea leaf extract is also rich in antioxidants called catechins, which have been linked to a variety of health benefits. Yeah, you should google it.
THE QUICK RUSH OF CAFFEINE THAT REAL MEN DESERVE TO
CONQUER LIFE’S CURVEBALLS WITH EASE
(HERE’S JUST A FEW THAT COME TO MIND)
Man-to-man
365 day guarantee
From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.
Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.
If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.
If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening).
So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.
THE MORNING MAN CREDO
(THE SWORD WE LIVE AND DIE BY)
Don’t let the outlandish marketing fool you, Morning Man is truly intended to help men live longer, healthier lives in order to be better at work, at home, and in their communities.
We live this, we advocate this, and (even if you don’t join us) we
expect you to adopt these principles to be better fathers, brothers, and sons for those you impact in your life.
- You are now in a club of gentlemen
- You conquer the day with confidence
- You make others proud to know you
- Act accordingly
You up for the challenge, sir?
Frequently Asked Questions
There is nothing normal about us. See our social media for examples.
If caffeine is the genitals of the energy drink world, clean caffeine is like yours before your first deployment, devil dog. Pure and untainted. But seriously, it’s caffeine extracted from green tea instead of being created by Doc Brown and Rick.
When you feel like focusing and treating the rest of your day like you treat your buddy that still drinks Sanka. Own that MFer.
You, ya freaking monster. Like Toretto hitting the nitrous button to finish the race.
All of the energy with none of the bullsh*t. Nobody looks cool carrying around a can of hyped-up sodie-water.
Help? Hell, brother. This was MADE for you. It’s exactly that 2nd and 3rd wind you’re looking for.
Start with one. If you feel like the jump to lightspeed isn’t enough, you can try 2.
110 mg. 1 mg less than Red Bull, 24 mg more than Monster, and 15 mg more than coffee.
It’s caffeine, bro. Use responsibly. And if you’re pregnant, steer clear and perhaps place a call to Ripley’s.
Everything. Be alert and awake when you need it most! You won’t miss that left turn at Albuquerque. You won’t need that nap in the stall at work. You’ll be alert for the last meeting. Get that late shift done without ruining your chicklets and your health.
Children, your pregnant wife, your Malinois, robots, your brand new Mogwai.
365-day Man-Of-Our-Word Guarantee – If you try it out, hate it, have too much confidence, can’t open the bottle, or it makes you far too awesome for today’s world, then just email us and we’ll toss your money right back. No questions asked.
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