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ATTN: constipated Men with painfully hard, dry, "pebble poops"...

This one delicious morning drink helps

make
pooping
enjoyable
again...

There's a new morning drink for men called "Morning Man Greens" that's causing quite a stir. It contains 70+ ingredients that eliminates constipation woes so pooping is a pleasure again, guaranteed.

There's NO straining. No bloating. You sit. You GO. You're empty. These natural ingredients have been rigorously tested and recommended by doctors and experts for decades.

Best of all, this morning drink tastes amazing, takes less than 30 seconds to make, and is trusted by thousands of men around the world...

Dear Friend,

Is your doctor stumped?

Give me five minutes of your time, and I'll explain how the contents of this delicious morning drink, Morning Man Greens, can erase decades of digestive misery TOTALLY... and FAST.

Relief can begin in only hours.

And NO drugs, suppositories, chalky fiber, fancy diets or cleanses are needed... ever.

In fact, five of the 70+ natural ingredients in this nutrient dense morning drink can dramatically improve your digestion, including the following:

Say goodbye to constipation. Enjoy the smoothest, most predictable pooping experiences of your life, like clockwork.
No more straining! Your stools will be soft and effortlessly slide out. Excess straining can be dangerous and lead to other complications.

Forget about drugs, laxatives, or those trendy "cleanses." Who needs drugs when you can use Mother Nature's ingredients to halt your greatest gut problems at the source?
No more "hard stool" pain. Erase the root cause of gut imbalance, ensuring your stools slide out gently and pain-free, as they were designed to.

Bid farewell to bloating and smelly gas forever. Regular constipation fills your colon with trapped gas, rotting food, and nasty bacteria. But not anymore. Keep reading for more.
Enjoy your favorite foods without worry. No need to stock up on high-fiber foods or follow special diets. Food freedom is yours!
Experience complete and effortless emptying. No more straining to pass a pebble or two – it's a game-changer!
Travel with confidence. Never stress about finding a bathroom nearby again. Your adventures await, no bathroom map required!

And SO much more!

Now, all this sounds great... but if you're here on this page then there's a good chance that you're far from a "consistent smooth, creamy delivery"... if you get what I mean.

So before we continue, let me ask you...

Do you struggle with hard, dry, and small bowel movements that are painful or difficult to pass?

If so, then please read every word on this page as today will be a turning point for you and your gut.

Because today, you're going to get your hands on the #1 morning drink men around the world use every single day to poop like clockwork, eliminate gut bloat, and say goodbye to endless straining for dry, tiny pebbles.

If you are truly motivated to rid your life of these incredibly annoying experiences... and finally get back to a normal schedule again... Then you're in the right place.

And if you are dead set to fix these wildly common bathroom inconveniences, then I invite you to keep reading... otherwise, please close this page now as I know you're a busy man and I don't want to waste your time.

So, now that we're on the same page, we need to address something...

you still poppin' chalky fiber tablets? Stop immediately.

When it comes to relieving constipation, you might be tempted to reach for those chalky fiber tablets you see on the pharmacy shelf.

But let me learn you something...

Those tablets are not doing you any favors... in fact, they can actually make things worse – especially when it comes to gas and bloating.

Here's why:

Unwanted Gas: Unbelievably enough, your standard, over the counter chalky fiber tablets introduce a lot of insoluble fiber into your gut at once. AND, when your gut bacteria go to work to break down this fiber, they produce excess gas, leading to unexpected bloating and gassiness. Just making things worse...

Persistent Bloating: Firstly, the insoluble fiber in the tablets adds bulk to your stool, which can increase the volume inside your digestive tract. Secondly, the excess gas produced during the breakdown of fiber lingers in your colon, further inflating the volume. Together, this leads to an enlarged, distended abdomen, similar to the sensation of having swallowed a balloon.
Increased Gut Pain. If you're already experiencing gut pain due to constipation, introducing chalky fiber tablets can make the discomfort that much worse. Here's how... The tablets can create more bulk in your colon due to their fiber content, which might increase pressure on your already sensitive gut. This added pressure can lead to heightened pain and discomfort, making it feel like a double whammy of misery for those already struggling with constipation-related gut pain.

So please... for the love of all that is holy, toss those tablets in the trash.

As you can see, these chalky fiber approaches to fixing your digestive challenges will not work.

And, if I was to make a guess, not much has been working to date?

And you're here to find a better, more reliable solution to your gut challenges (which we don't blame you).

...Or perhaps you've tried everything under the sun and yet you're still not finding answers.

...And maybe you're experiencing something out of the norm. Something other than "Normal Transit" Constipation.

Yes, believe it or not, there are multiple kinds of constipation...

AND, if you're still searching, still pooping "pebbles", still straining, there's a chance that you're experiencing something called "Slow-Transit Constipation".

You could be suffering from... "Slow-Transit Constipation"

First off, there are multiple kinds of constipation.

AND, unfortunately, there is no one-size-fits-all answer to "what kind of constipation do I have?"

Thankfully, there are main 3 kinds of constipation: normal-transit constipation (most common), slow-transit constipation, and pelvic floor dysfunction.[2]

"Normal Transit" is the most common type and is caused by problems with the muscles and nerves that control bowel movements. Pelvic floor, the least common, is when the muscles around the groin are too weak or too tight to allow regular bowel movements...

Whereas "Slow-Transit Constipation" is caused by problems with the way food moves through the intestines and usually results in complex, dry stools that are difficult to pass.

...Additionally, there's a presence of an uncomfortable fullness, abdominal discomfort, and sometimes visual bloating after meals.

In summary, your constipation is either "Normal" or "Slow" Transit.

So you're probably wondering... what is the solution?

Well, quite simply we need to...

up to 30% struggle with slow transit

"Slow-transit constipation (STC) is reported to occur in 15-30% of people in the U.S. The most widely accepted definition of STC is two or fewer bowel movements per week or straining at stool more than 25% of the time."
- National Library Of Medicine (1)

speed up your stool and finally say goodbye to infrequent bowel movements, difficulty passing, bloating, & abdominal discomfort

No, there's not an HOV lane for your stool, but there are 5 simple things you can do to get your pooh passing through at a faster rate.

The most important thing you need to know about "speeding up" your stool involves hydration.

If your internal organs are dried up, so is your poo.

So in order to get things flowing at light speed, you need to drink and eat the right things to get your organs to function at an optimal level.

Here are five "constipation killers" that when consumed regularly will help you poop regularly...

5 constipation killers
that rev up your digestion

Constipation killer #1
Psyllium Husk Powder

Psyllium husk powder is a powerful natural remedy for constipation. Packed with soluble fiber, it acts like a sponge in your digestive tract, absorbing water and softening your stool. This gentle but effective action promotes regular and comfortable bowel movements, making it a must-have for men seeking digestive relief.
A study published in the "American Journal of Gastroenterology" found that psyllium supplementation significantly improved stool consistency and frequency in patients with chronic constipation[3].

Constipation killer #2
Slippery Elm Bark Powder

Slippery elm is your digestive system's best friend. Its soothing properties help reduce irritation in the gut, while its lubricating effect makes it easier for stools to pass through.
Men can count on slippery elm to ease constipation and maintain digestive comfort[4].

Constipation killer #3
Organic Wheat Grass Juice Powder

Wheatgrass isn't just a trendy health shot; it's a digestive superhero. Packed with fiber and chlorophyll, it promotes regularity and eases constipation. Men can sip on wheatgrass to maintain smooth and comfortable digestion[5].

Constipation killer #4
Beet Root Powder

Beetroot is more than just a vibrant vegetable; it's a natural constipation reliever. Its high fiber content adds bulk to your stool, speeding up transit through your digestive system. Men can enjoy easier and more regular trips to the bathroom with the help of beetroot.
A study in the "Journal of Medicinal Food" showed that beetroot supplementation increased stool frequency and improved overall bowel function[6].

Constipation killer #5
Ginger Rhizome Powder

Ginger isn't just for adding flavor; it's a natural digestive aid. This rhizome stimulates the digestive system, helping to move food and waste through your gut more efficiently. Men can rely on ginger to ease constipation and improve overall digestion.
Research published in "Planta Medica" suggests that ginger can enhance gastrointestinal motility, potentially reducing the symptoms of constipation[7].

Now, gentlemen, before you head over to Amazon and go on a "buying frenzy" spending hundreds of dollars of hard earned money... let's get real for a second.
Even if you went and bought all these ingredients on Amazon right now, do you really want to swallow handfuls of horse pills every morning (sometimes twice a day)?

Of course you don't... No man does.

Not only that, to truly get the benefits of these ingredients to finally put your constipation woes behind you, you'll need to experiment to see how much of each ingredient you need... to address whatever challenge YOUR body is experiencing.

The frustration of doing that would be enough to make you throw in the towel.

Good news, Morning Man Greens has the perfect portion of each constipation killing ingredient (PLUS 70 more) to take all the guesswork out of it.

So you can spend more time feeling better and less time swallowing handfuls of horse pills for a hope and a prayer that tomorrow's bowels will be better than today.

That's why Morning Man Greens is the #1 choice for men who are ready to poop like clockwork, eliminate gut bloat, and say goodbye to endless straining for dry, tiny pebbles...

Announcing the end of pooping pebbles and rocks. And No More PAINFUL PUSHING! morning man greens 70+ manly ingredients designed to boost energy, improve focus, & give you SOFTER, more gentle poops like clockwork.

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Better than the other leading brand...

"Morning Man Greens tastes great. I don't feel like I have to choke it down every morning. I have tried other green powders in the past that tasted like s**t, so I was pleasantly surprised by how good Morning Man Greens tastes. It's easy to mix. I simply add a scoop of powder to my blend jet with water and ice. It mixes up quickly and easily, with no clumps. I have been taking Morning Man Greens for about two weeks now and I have noticed a few positive changes. I have more energy throughout the day, and my digestion has improved. I also feel like I am getting more nutrients from my diet, thanks to the wide variety of ingredients in Morning Man Greens. Overall, I am very happy with Morning Man Greens. It is a great way to start my day and get a boost of energy and nutrients. I would definitely recommend it to anyone looking for a superfood supplement powder.
- Mike M.

Constipation

Slippery Elm Bark Powder
Energy and Vitality

Spirulina
Immune Support

Lactobacillus Plantarum
Stress Relief

Ashwagandha Root Extract
Digestive Health

Psyllium Husk Powder
Weight Loss

Green Coffee Bean Extract
Antioxidant Protection

Bilberry Fruit Extract
Cardiovascular Health

Grape Seed Extract
Gut Health

Spirulina
Consistent Stool Softening

Wheat Grass Juice Powder
Brain Health & Focus

Rhodiola Root Dry Extract
Joint & Bone Health

Bromelain
Skin Health

Rosemary Leaf Extract
Anti-Inflammatory Support

Turmeric Root Extract
Detoxification

Kelp Whole Plant Powder
Antibacterial Support

Licorice Root Powder
Antifungal Support

Reishi Mushroom Powder
Anti-Aging Support

Resveratrol

Morning Man Greens is the real man's one stop shop for daily vitamins, minerals, digestive enzymes, probiotics, and clean caffeine.

This delicious morning drink works tirelessly to help men 30+ digest, process, and perform at an optimal level.

+ Over 70 vitamins, superfoods, & digestive enzymes
+ 95 mg of clean caffeine, with no crash later
+ Poop better, think clearer, & perform like a boss
+ No added sugars or artificial sweeteners
+ Tastes amazing, works every time
+ 365-day money-back guarantee

Just take one scoop of Morning Man in the morning and you’re done for the day.

With zero digestive worries. And no smelly gas. (Your family will be SO happy.)

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Lightning in a bag

"A week into my first pouch and HOLY SMOKES! I have more energy, noticeably less aches and pains, and just an overall better feeling of wellness (plus a well evacuated colon). All this on an average of five to six hours of sleep. I'm 39 going on 28 with this stuff so I'm a believer now.. Morning Man up!"
- Russ H.

Best of all, Morning Man Greens has an UNBEATABLE challenge that virtually guarantees results like no other.

Straight up — if you don't poop better, you get your money back... PLUS we'll shoot you $50 cash.

See for yourself...

>> take the morning man challenge <<

Eliminate painful straining & poop like clockwork in the next 30 days...
or your money back plus $50.00 cash

Yes, you read that right...

We're so confident Morning Man Greens will do ALL this for you, you'll pay NOTHING.

Not only will you pay nothing, but we will actually shoot you $50 cash if it doesn't deliver on any of the following

This is what you can expect:

No more constipation.
No more straining.
No more hard stools.
No bloating.
No embarrassing gas.
Clockwork regularity.

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Dependable like the constitution

"Like the Constitution of the United States of America can be counted on, Morning Man will create dependability for Healthy Energy and regular Bowel Movements.
- S.B.

A complete, pleasurable emptying every time.
No more laxatives, pills, cleanses, or special diets.

Here's how our challenge works...

the morning man challenge: how it works

Subscribe today, try it daily (at least most days) for 30 days. If you don't see real results we'll send you a real refund PLUS $50.00 cash. No questions asked.

step 1:
subscribe

Real men aren't afraid of commitment.
step 2:
try it

Try it daily (at least most days) for 30 days.
step 3:
results or refund

Get real results or get a real refund + $50

Are you ready to get started on having perfect digestion for the rest of your life?

Of course you do. Real men know an irresistible offer when they see one...

Here's the deal...

Subscribe today at our lowest price of $2.18 per serving.

Try it daily (or most days) for 30 days.

If you don't see a noticeable difference in your constipation issues... (straining, consistency, discomfort)...

Then simply shoot us an email and we'll give you 100% of your money back PLUS $50 cash.

Yes, at just $2.18 per serving, you're getting your hands on the most nutritious, gut-friendly concoction on the planet!

...That's 1/3 the price of 10-Piece Chicken Nuggets!!

...Yes, when you add this up, it's one of the easiest investments in your health.

Best of all... you will finally have a solution to your constant battle with constipation, painful pushing, and disappointing pebble poops.

But not just for this week, or next... but for months and months (and years) to come...

The moment you start taking Morning Man Greens, you will immediately be blown away by the taste. Then, you'll see what it does for your digestion.

At this point, you will breathe a sigh of relief that you finally have something to address your issues.

So congratulations... your search is over.

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This is for real.

"This stuff does what it says it does. Like this morning I woke up drank my greens and protein then fought a grizzly bear just as a warmup before I worked out for 5 hours. I really didn’t do all that but I did drink it then had to get 3 small children ready for school which is probably harder for real. Love this stuff and it makes me feel like I can tackle anything the day is going to throw at me. Replaced my morning coffee with it now I am getting healthier and saving money! Buy it you will be glad you did."
- Randon S.

Bask in the next 30 days as they will be your best days of digestion you've had in years.

And if for some reason that doesn’t happen for you? Well, you’ll get a full refund plus an extra 50 buckaroos on top of that, just to say thanks for taking the challenge.

That’s fair, dontcha think?

Alright then, go ahead and select your preferred option below and Take the Morning Man Challenge TODAY.

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I can't stress enough... Morning Man is delicious and you’re going to love it.

I know for us men, taste can be a real dealbreaker.

And if you're here, then you've probably tried other "green drinks" in the past.

I can't stress enough, Morning Man Greens is NOTHING like them.

We are like a refreshing waterfall...

...And they are leftover lawnmower clippings from your Uncle Charlie's rusty push mower.

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Absolutely the
perfect blend!!

"This stuff was absolutely amazing! I was a little hesitant as first because others I’ve tried taste like I just mowed the lawn and grabbed the leftovers to drink it. Morning Man is not like that. I look forward everyday to my drink. Absolutely the perfect blend!!!"
- Brian P.

It's night and day.

And if I could hand a sample through this page, I would.

But, to prove it to you that Morning Man Greens is widely preferred by both men (and women) we did a blind taste test putting our greens against one of the largest greens companies out there. You've seen their ads, you know who we're talking about.

Then we filmed it...

Here's what happened:

91.6% OF MEN & WOMEN
CHOOSE MORNING MAN

IN A BLIND TASTE TEST

Don't believe us? Click play below...

1000's of men choose
morning man

here's what they have to say...

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Skeptical vegetable hater now a fan

I HATE VEGGIES, yes I do, my whole life. Can’t deny the benefits, so I finally reluctantly tried one of these “green shakes”. Morning Man is no green shake. Tastes great, not chalky, and enough caffeine for me to replace my morning energy drink. Love it, now a monthly subscriber and pay for it with savings from kicking my energy drink habit.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ You people rock!

I have been consuming your magic elixir for a year or so now, and have been preaching its amazing results to friends and family.

I finally got on the subscription plan to make my life easier. Love your product.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Love these greens!

My second 6 month supply of these greens, I love them, they replaces d AG-1 greens. Customer for life, awesome boost whether you’re slaying Bears, saber tooth tigers, or Spreadsheets!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ best greens ever!

By far, Morning Man Greens are the Best greens we've ever tried, and we've tried A Lot! It's also the best priced! I will continue to suggest them to all my friends and family

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great Results, quick!

I started Morning Man about a week ago and within the first day I felt more energy and focus. My gut health feels better too! Highly recommend!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Freaking amazing

I'm new to liquid drinks and have tried a few different brands in the last two months. This is by far one of the best tasting ones I've had and am absolutely going to reorder when I run out!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Loving the energy

I am digging the Greens. I have been taking it religiously for over a month now and I am loving the kind of cleaner energy I feel. (Best way I could explain it) A lot different from the energy drinks and shots I’m used to taking. I get up at 1am and work 2 jobs and now after a month I can tell at the end of my day I’m not crashing so hard. 2 manly thumbs up from me!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best Tasting A.M. pickup!

I have been a Morning Man Greens customer since it first hit the market... I was a little apprehensive at first, it being a green drink. I was pleasantly surprised that this stuff tastes great and I was able to give up my morning commute coffee. I absolutely feel that this drink as given me a healthier alternative to my morning coffee. I love this stuff and will be a lifetime customer!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ excellent

Tastes great! Good clean morning energy boost! My wife is ingredient focused and this was the first greens supplement I found that she had nothing bad to say!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ LOVE IT!

This is the best tasting super food I have had. Gives me a ton of energy and mental clarity to get me through my day without the afternoon fog. It fills me up

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ best tasting greens out there

Well, what can I say? For the first time in a year and a half, I got up and went for a run. Did just over two miles. Thanks, Morning Man. With Even Weirder Love, Jesse P.
P.S. Probably the best tasting greens out there.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Annoying the hell outta
the wife and kids

Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ surprised that the drink
tastes this good

Ok gentlemen I gotta say I was surprised that the drink tastes this good, the caffeine is good for me but I would suggest drinking it slow until u know how you are with it because some people like to just slam healthy drinks real fast, and from a couple of days i can tell my energy is up & I am feeling more upbeat!!!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ amazing customer service &
quick response

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Good focus throughout my day

Well you f***ers might be on to something. I have been using it for just about a week. I am a physical therapist in a busy orthopedic/ sports medicine outpatient clinic and I am a father of two. 45 years old, head coach of a travel baseball team, and was a former college baseball player. I have thyroid and hormone issues, so fatigue has been an issue for a number of years now. I have tried numerous things, and have relied on a myriad of players in the energy drink world, searching for something to keep me focused and to get through the day. And I know they are not good, I do so much reading on research, and know the cortisol release from high doses of caffeine and adrenal fatigue problems, etc. So I decided to give your sh!t a try. And it is good. Taste is excellent for a greens powder. Good focus throughout my day so far. Good amount of caffeine. So let’s see how it continues to go. I’ll keep you updated. Enjoy your weekend.

"Morning Man Greens: A Game-Changer For Men's Morning Routine"

"I have been using Morning Man Greens daily for 45 days now, and I must say it's a game-changer. This product is the ultimate morning drink for men who want to unleash their inner greatness and conquer the day with confidence.

The taste is surprisingly amazing, unlike other greens drinks that often leave a bitter aftertaste. Morning Man Greens is refreshing and enjoyable to drink, making it a pleasant part of my morning routine.

But it's not just about the taste; the results are outstanding. With its blend of 70 superfoods, vitamins, extracts, and 95 mg of clean caffeine, it provides me with sustained energy and stamina throughout the day. The probiotics, enzymes, and greens ensure a smooth digestion experience, like clockwork.

I appreciate that Morning Man Greens is hand-forged for men, by men. It understands our unique needs and delivers the fuel we require to perform at our best. Plus, the company's commitment to customer satisfaction is commendable, with a 365-day money-back guarantee.

If you're ready to step up your game and elevate your mornings, I highly recommend giving Morning Man Greens a try. It's a top-notch product that delivers on taste, performance, and overall well-being. Don't settle for less; choose Morning Man Greens and experience the difference for yourself."

- Robert Nussbaumer

everyone is talking about morning man greens
Including Influencers & Raving Maniacs...

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"Morning Man starts my day off proper! The perfect kick to my smoothie and tastes amazing! It takes all the guesswork out of starting the day. Thanks guys!" - Frank Zummo of Sum 41
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"We've been taking Morning Man greens for months, it's delicious, and perfect for any man that wants a full day's vitamins & vegetables in one single scoop. - Armstrong & Getty Show & Radio
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"I love to get lost in the woods for days on end. Like my dog, Morning Man Greens is the perfect partner to keep me hiking and exploring further and longer than before.
- Carey Jack, Happy Hustle Show
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"New morning ritual. After finishing my Morning Man, I went outside, killed 3 squirrels for breakfast, cut a tree down, built a log cabin smoker, and immediately grew an extra 1/2" of beard hair. 2 Tarzan yells and a whittled wood duck decoy later, I am feeling ready for the day."
- Colt
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"I’ve tried greens before but none have tasted this good or made me feel this good on the go!

I actually had to hide them from the wife. Now she says if I don’t give her any, she ain’t giving me any. So I’m sharing."

- Randy
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"Most greens taste like your lawn. After trying many greens, Morning Man Greens IS the best tasting greens around.

Plus, the added kick is a nice plus. These aren’t girly greens. These are for those fellas who put their big boy pants on."

- Hunter

Still not convinced? See several hundred more 5-star reviews here

365 Day Guarantee

From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening).

So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.

100% natural ingredients
70+ healthy superfoods, vitamins, digestive enzymes & clean caffeine

SEE FULL INGREDIENT LIST BELOW

Spirulina
Organic Alfalfa powder
Green Coffee Bean Extract
Green Tea extract
Organic Barley Leaf Powder
Organic Chlorella Powder
Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract
Apple Powder
Broccoli Flower Powder
Mango Fruit Powder
Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
Bilberry Fruit extract
Beet Root Powder
Carrot Root Powder
Spinach Leaf Powder
Cocoa Bean polyphenol extract
Grape Seed Extract
Licorice root powder
Lycium berry fruit extract
Slippery Elm bark powder
Blueberry Juice Powder
Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder

Monk Fruit Extract
Citrus bioflavonoids extract
Pea Protein Isolate
Artichoke leaf extract
Citric acid
Rhodiola root dry extract
Inulin
Eleuthero root extract
Rosemary leaf extract
Milk thistle seed extract
Ashwagandha root extract
Holy Basil Leaf Extract
Hawthorn berry extract
Reishi mushroom powder
Shiitake mushroom powder
Psyllium husk powder
Bromelain
Burdock root powder
Lactobacillus plantarum
Ginger rhizome powder
Kelp whole plant powder

Frequently Asked Questions

Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions

WIFE: So what are Morning Man Greens anyway?

YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder... Guess again.

Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.

Don't believe us?

See what's happening to Morning Men around the globe:

Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!

- Edwin S.

Well, what can I say? For the first time in a year and a half, I got up and went for a run. Did just over two miles. Thanks, Morning Man.

With Even Weirder Love,
- Jesse P.

P.S. Probably the best tasting greens out there.

MORNING MAN: Why
YOU need this.

As a NATTY Ice and Boons Farm connoisseur, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly).

So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vegetables PLUS a natural caffeine kick (no crash later) with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day...? Seems like a no-brainer to us.

However, if you're feeling on the fence about it all, peep this...

WIFE: I bet this product tastes
like sh!t.

YOU: "Well it's no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good."

But don't take it from us, here you go...

WIFE: How much is it? OVER $50!? For a bag of greens?

YOU: "If I'm going to do something, I better effin' do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be."

(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don't spend on your health... and how it's about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever "health issue" she keeps telling you about...

...Oh, and if that doesn't work, remind her how much fancy a$$ coffee costs. Cutting out even one of those sugary caramel macchiato nonsense drinks a week would make Morning Man Greens worth more than the investment. Plus those cups of sugary liquid nonsense do nothing for your greatness.)

See what our Morning Men think...

WIFE: Can you get behind this company? Who are they?

YOU: "Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place..."

Been in y'all's comments a few times lol each time is better and funnier than the last. You guys won yourselves a customer just by being awesome and sarcastic. Love it. Yet to get my stuff but it's on the way. Looking forward to it too...

- Zach A. Congrats on your new business. I've followed you guys for 2 reasons. 1st is the weirdness won me over.

2nd is I just started my own new business June 1st this year. So here's to both our new ventures being successful. Have a great weekend.

- John L.

WIFE: Did it come with a guarantee?

YOU: "Yes."

(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)

MM: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

You're probably like, "cool, you have a 365 day return policy... IF you can get ahold of us?!" Well, don't you worry. We don't have lives and we take too much Morning Man, so we are JUICED virtually 24/7.

What were trying to say is... When we F up, we hold ourselves responsible to make you feel whole, no matter what the situation may be. If you need a return, refund, update to your order, or anything customer support related, we are here to take good care of you.

Here's a couple examples of when someone needed some support and their feedback through the process...

Thank you for the update. Amazing customer service and a quick response. I couldn't ask for more! Many many thanks!

I love your product. Since I've received my first delivery it has been a staple in my daily routine and I feel lost without it. So again, thank you and your team for amazing customer service!

- Zach A. I was reached out to personally and received just about the best customer service I've experienced in a long time.

- Justin W.

MM: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

Our proprietary Superfood blend of "caffeine injected greens" contains powerful natural probiotics, herbs, and extracts. It's non-GMO without any fillers, artificial sweeteners, additives, artificial flavors, preservatives, colors, yeast, soy, added sodium, or starch.

...So don't let the fancy marketing fool ya, this product is truly good for you! Prepare yourself the 43 raw superfood ingredients below will rock your world.

Here's the full ingredient list to prove it:

Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend

Spirulina

Organic Alfalfa powder

Organic Barley Leaf Powder

Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder

Green Tea extract

Green Coffee Bean Extract

Organic Chlorella Powder

Inulin

Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract

Apple Powder

Broccoli Flower Powder

Mango Fruit Powder

Pineapple Fruit Concentrate

Bilberry Fruit extract

Beet Root Powder

Carrot Root Powder

Spinach Leaf Powder

Cocoa Bean polyphenol extract

Grape Seed Extract

Licorice root powder

Lycium berry fruit extract

Ginger rhizome powder

Slippery Elm bark powder

Kelp whole plant powder

Blueberry Juice Powder

Herbs, Extracts, and Mushroom Complex

Pea Protein Isolate

Citrus bioflavonoids extract

Artichoke leaf extract

Citric acid

Rhodiola root dry extract

Eleuthero root extract

Rosemary leaf extract

Milk thistle seed extract

Ashwagandha root extract

Holy Basil Leaf Extract

Hawthorn berry extract

Reishi mushroom powder

Shiitake mushroom powder

Monk Fruit Extract

Digestive Enzyme, Prebiotic
& Probiotic Blend

Psyllium husk powder

Bromelain

Burdock root powder

Lactobacillus plantarum

Here's what our Morning Men think...

MM: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...

Time to look under the hood. Here's a glimpse at the back of the bag. Please keep in mind, as we are very early in our production, the design and some details may change slightly. But this is the most up to date version...

WIFE: 30 Manly Servings. How long will this bag actually last?

YOU: "It's not about size, it's what you do with it."

(With one scoop in the morning, each bag will provide you a full month's worth of elevated manliness. But if you feel like doubling your greatness, we recommend manning up in the morning and early afternoon.

Just a reminder, each scoop contains 95 mg of caffeine so drinking this late in the evening would likely keep you up at night. Each scoop equals out to about one cup of coffee. So use accordingly, sir.)

WIFE: How long will it take to ship? It better not be like 25 days or something stupid, right?

YOU: If you're feeling real ballsy, then reply — "Are we really going to talk about how long it takes to get ready?"

Or...

YOU (if you don't want to sleep on the couch): "Nope, 3-7 Business Days."

(Although only real men understand that "good things come to those who wait," we hate shipping delays as much as you do. So good news for you... We manufacture and ship Morning Man Greens in the U.S.. So depending on where you live, our average processing and shipping times are 3-7 business days.

At this time we are only shipping to brutes in the U.S., however, we will be expanding our efforts soon and will go international in no time!)

WIFE: Is this a men's only product?

YOU: "It won't put hair on your chest, if that's what you're asking."

(Morning Man Greens is good for everyone who wants to make each day their bitch. Just BEWARE: if you open that door, your wife will steal this from you. Although our proprietary blend contains good-for-you greens, it does contain 95 mg of caffeine so we recommend you DO NOT share this with children or anyone pregnant.)

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