relentless energy,
70+ vitamins & superfoods

For Real Men

With just a single scoop, Morning Man Greens helps men get their young brute energy back in their 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond.

Many of these men are also trimming up, looking better than ever, overly impressing their ladies, and feeling even more confident virtually overnight.

Turn Your Manliness Meter Up To 1000
And DOMINATE The Day With

The Breakfast of Champions
SAVAGES

With a single scoop, Morning Man Greens Delivers pure, raw energy through 70+ Vitamins, Superfood Ingredients, and just enough caffeine to charge your day up for success.

Take the guesswork out of nutrition and fuel a winning day inside and out!

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Your Day as a Morning Man

Kick-start your day with a hearty dose of pure masculine power that won’t quit – and trim your morning routine down to three simple steps:

 
Mix
Gulp
Feel

Then you’re in and out of the john in 60 seconds flat, no wipes necessary.

(You’ll save a fortune on toilet paper with the wolverine-like digestion you get from Morning Man)

Ditch the coffee (except for when you’re in the mood to really enjoy a cup’a joe) –

No more wasting time on grinding and brewing, and no more jitters, headaches, or crashes from sketchy toxic mold that shows up in most coffee.

Juice up with only nature's best, cleanest caffeine infusion...

...and feel your cape unravel and your courage swell as you become the superhero of your life’s story.

Whether you're off to muscle your way up the corporate ladder or shout yourself hoarse letting your kid’s soccer ref know what you really think –

You'll be crushing the day faster than you can say, “Morning Man!”

100% Natural, Clean Sourced Ingredients

No Jitters, No Sweats, No Crash

Fuel your day with only the best that mother nature has to offer...

And you can also skip those nasty store-bought energy drinks that all come with the inevitable crash a few hours later are filled with crap ingredients like:

Trashy Taurine

– putting that in your body is like inviting that shady dude from the alley to house sit.

Sinister Sugar Levels

– everyone’s favorite cheat code to make their crap water taste acceptable and inject a fast, fake energy (blood sugar) spike.

Not to mention a whole hit list of harmful stimulants they like to use, that are likely to give you the shakes, the sweats, the shits, and wreak havoc on your long-term health.

That’s not how we roll.

At Morning Man, we believe in keeping it real. No monkey business.

We're like a trusty old-school blacksmith, hammering out the finest quality product with a fierce pride in our craft – made by men, for men.

No artificial ingredients, additives, or sweeteners.

Only the cleanest vitamins, minerals, and superfoods – sourced from their native environment and blended in the USA at a GMP Certified Plant.

Don’t waste your time eating the food your food eats –

With Morning Man, you can skip the salad bar and just enjoy your ribeye, knowing that you’re still getting all your vital greens and nutrients without any of the boring leafy foreplay.

Let that steak sizzle, and leave the greens to us.

Real Men Do This:

Manhood isn’t defined by Hollywood’s BS standards...

It’s not about the size of your biceps, your badass swagger, or having a beard that would make a Viking jealous...

No – being a man is about having the discipline to roll out of bed, identify the day’s challenges, and stoically defeat them one by one.

Without moaning, without making lame excuses, and all the while wearing a grin that screams, "Bring it on!"

The drive needed to show up day in and day out doesn’t just materialize from thin air – this elite quality of greatness is the hallmark of a Morning Man.

A Morning Man rises with the rooster’s crow, even after a sleepless night spent battling monsters in the kiddo’s closet...

He clocks into his second job as an assistant volleyball coach for his daughter's middle-school team – even though he’ll never understand “setting the pancake”...

... because he knows that if he doesn’t show up for the people in his life - then who will.

So whatever your day brings…

Let Morning Man help you defeat every challenge, by cramming your dad bod full of the optimal nutrition you need for power, vitality, and the energy and focus to CRUSH.

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Morning Man: The Mightiest Elixir
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More Balls A Manly Man’s Greens

Athletic Greens are alright… but we men need more punch, more nutrients, more balls

No Mower Sucking Savor That Flavor

No artificial sweeteners? No problem. Our greens taste like a high-five to your taste buds. 100% nature, 0% nonsense

Morning Man Greens Bag Trusted by Thousands of Men 5 Stars
Perfect Poops No Wipers, Like Clockwork

Probiotics, enzymes, and fiber help start your day with a BM masterpiece, minus the coffee-induced gut rumble.

For Men By Men By Men, For Men

Protect your Health, Stamina, and Strength, and Honor – by shielding yourself against ill health with the best boosters Mother Nature has to offer.

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Genius

Imagine Einstein combined with Leonidas, the legendary king of Sparta… That’s how you’re gonna feel, juiced up on Morning Man: Smart enough to not start sh*t, but sharp enough to finish any sh*t that gets thrown your way.

Digestive
Dominance

Morning Man helps make your digestion more dominant than the 1996 Bulls, so your gut can smoke those game-day goodies like Jordan smoked the Pistons.

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Slay your daily nutrition with 75+ Vitamins and Superfoods, and stride through this feeble with a confidence that makes lesser men recognize your alpha status.

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Developed under the meticulous direction of one of the world’s top formulators, Morning Man Greens is a one-of-a-kind blend of vitamins, extracts, and superfoods that have been scientifically proven to help men experience more energy, enhance performance, drop stubborn weight, and look & feel like an absolute BEAST at any age.

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100% natural ingredients

43 Raw Superfood Ingredients 43 Raw Superfood Ingredients
Spirulina

Gram for gram, the undisputed single most nutritious food on the planet. So if you’re going to mainline Mother Nature, this is Scarface’s uncut, little green friend.

Organic Alfalfa

Have the sh!ts, or lack there of? THIS will be your gut’s secret weapon against gas, bloating, and other gut complications. Believe me, you’ll thank us later.

Organic Barley

Barley is a beast when it comes to curbing appetite. Say goodbye to sugary snacks and prepare yourself to stay fuller longer, and lose weight quicker.

Green Tea Ext.

Ready to get a surge of energy without blowing out your adrenals? This natural clean caffeine will give your body the healthy energy it needs, no crash later.

Full Ingredient List
This is not Your sisters green drink Your Sisters Green Drink
Natures Rocket Fuel

Most mainstream energy drinks just blast you full of caffeine, taurine, B12, sugar and a mean case of the jitters only to crash a couple hours later.

Morning Man Greens uses just a small dose of natural caffeine combined with over 75 vitamins, minerals, superfoods, and extractsto deliver all day energy with no crash ever.

43 CONDENSED Superfoods

Like mainlining vegetables from Mother Nature herself...

Your body doesn’t need more caffeine to crush the day, it needs more healthy nutrients, prebiotics, probiotics, and enzymes which Morning Man Greens delivers an abundance of.

Tastes Effin' Amazing!

Yeah, we said it. Green juices, green powders, and most things green are notorious for tasting like dirty underwear. Not Morning Man Greens.

You’ll be amazed at just how good and refreshing Morning Man Greens tastes. Guaranteed!

Don't take it from us

Results speak for themselves Results speak for themselves

Customer Reviews

Based on 538 reviews
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Jody Davis
Man greens

Been taking for around a year on the subscription plan. Great flavor for greens. The greens are healthy and definitely help keep you regular. However, I have near been able to tell a difference in motivation or energy levels. I work in EMS and the ER so my sleep schedule is a mess which I know plays part, but I do not feel that morning man has helped me keep up with my rigorous work schedules.

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Paul Gonzales
New Beginning

I order Morning Man Product. Unfortunately I had it delivered to my home while I was away for work. Once I returned home I started to mix with a cup of water every morning . And WOW my mid morning and mid day crashes went away. It gives me this moderate energized feeling. I’ll glad this product is available and I’m not having to take various vitamins as I was doing prior. I appreciate Morning Man’s product.

T
Tana Bough

Morning Man Greens

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Marcus Dalton

1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly

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Antonio Evora
this is my go to morning drink

I love my morning drink I won't change it for anything else.

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Regina Rasmusen

Love it
I'm a woman
But I love this product

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James Reedy
Awesome

Awesome

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Will Rivera

"Set It & Forget It" Morning Man Greens Bundle

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Eric Sherwin
Energy boost and overall running on all cylinders!!

Great product. I felt a big boost after the first week of taking Morning Man every morning.

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Erika Lathon
Great product

great ingredients, nice boot without a crash. Only negative is bags the don’t seal well, so product can harden if you don’t put it in a ziplock freezer bag.

Mark Miller wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
HULK GREEN

Been taking morning man greens for almost 2 weeks and it is awesome

MJD wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Tastes grEat and I feel great

I love the ingredient list of this product and it tastes great as well. Gives me a slight boost in the morning and it's now part of my morning ritual.

Tyler Grouten wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Awesome

Product tastes good and gives you that sustained boost for hours with no major crash. Definitely going to order more.

Carlo Galassi wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly
Amazing product and great customer service!

I purchased a month supply along with the mason jar. Both showed up in a timely manner. The mason jar was cracked and after a short email later they sent out a replacement no questions asked. i started using morning man at elk camp covering more than 10 miles a day on foot up and down mountains with 40 lbs of gear on my back and man does this stuff give you the boost you need to conquer the day!

Kevin Riekofsky wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Kick Start

This is more of a chug drink (just do it and get it over with kind). Nonetheless, every morn I put down a serving and head to work. The kick of caff could be a little more! Maybe it’s because I’m used to an energy drink or coffee besides this. I do feel better throughout the First part of the day than when I drink this green-ness! Need to start adding it to my mid day to see if it help finish the work day. Good kick start though!

Cole Moorman wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Great product

Morning Man provides a nutritious blend of vitamins, minerals, and all the good things a man needs to elevate to the level of James Bond, Indiana Jones, Steve McQueen, and Chuck Norris!

Jonathon Freres wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly
I run trains...

You pervert, not that sort of train… As an employee for an unspecified yellow themed railroad. Any pick me up goes a long way. That and the fact I’m usually not getting my daily veggie intake more or less causes by lack of enthusiasm dealing with the food that my food eats. Then I find you guys. My phone goes off with the sweet sounds of money to be made and I mix up a couple scoops of your powdered awesome and kick the day square in the bean bag! Keep up the fine work gents!

Chad NesSmith wrote a review about Manly Moonshine Maker Mug
The glass jar is cool

I use it every day. Kinda steep in price for a mason jar, but it does have the logo printed and the Morning Man Greens are the bomb, so I ain’t complaining.

Steve D wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
First order

Took a chance on this product and I am shocked at how good it is .. I don’t have not consumed the copious amount of coffee I normally do daily, and cannot say enough good things about the product

Bill Dean wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Green stuff works awesome

Great energy every time I’ve had it. Can wrestle gators and bears at the same time!

Michael Lenzi wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
Powerful Greens

Taste was great! Customer service top notch. I definitely see myself as a subscriber when I run out.

Luke Barry wrote a review about 3 Bags of Morning Man
My go go juice

There is literally no need to drink coffee. I’m feeling the morning man manifesto.

Joseph Audet wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
I love this stuff

I love the taste and am really starting to feel the benefits from this product.

Jacob Lucas wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Best damn greens

This is the best stuff on the market tastes great and is a wonderful healthy addition to any morning. I've successfully "canned" energy drinks or as I called them "tubes of false hope". But don't just take my word for it. Buy this sh!t!!!!

Joseph Nivens wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
Great stuff

Great tasting. Great energy boost without any crash. Actually haven't had coffee in a week! It's my new morning ritual.... and sometimes mid afternoon too!

Otto Tobe wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Great product. Great customer service

I have sustained energy all day long. Eating a little less, needing less sleep, less joint pain when I wake up, and the stomach issues I was having for a long time have gone away. Only down side is it took me a few days to get used to the taste. Not a big fan of the flavor but after a few days I don’t mind it at all.

Brian Leija wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Legal paradise in a bag!

Aww where do I start.. Morning Man is the yayo if I was Scarface .. My little moonshine jar that peels my eyelids open beyond expansion! It has elevated my game that I no longer use the doors on my truck but simply climb out the window like the dukes of hazard boys. I now come onto the jobsite like a rabid fighting rooster sending anybody in my path running home too there mothers in complete aww and fear of my hulk like masculinity! Thk you morning man for your perfectly blended concoction of pure adrenaline causing product. To you I tip my hard hat and say well done gentlemen… well done

David Eddins wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Love this stuff

I used to always drink energy drinks or coffee. The greens are much better, plus healthier. Couldn't be happier

Adrian Brennan wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
Awesomeness beyond beleif

I was skeptical to say the lease. 3 days later I am a believer to the max. I drink it in the morning right a away and I dam near want to rip my door off the hinges on the way out. I get a shiver when I get the burst of energy. F----n phenomenal

Andrew Esparza wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Good Stuff!

Awesome results!! Love this stuff!! Great taste, nice caffeine kick and I feel great all day long with NO crash! Goodbye to nasty energy drinks! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!

CarpenterTJ wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
I'm a scoop and a half...2 times a Morning Man...

I had a coffee addiction. 8 cups before 10 a.m. for the past 20 years.. The f-ing headaches in the weekends for not drinking that much became unbearable. It's been 2 weeks with Morning Man. And I could never be happier. I feel more focused, driven than I have been in 10 years. I'm telling all my friends. Been busting the Coworkers balls about the garbage energy drinks they are drinking. Energy drinks are GARBAGE and HORRIBLE for you. Reread that as many times as you need to stop drinking that crap. Read all the ingredients in this Morning Man powered. This is what you should be putting in your body. Most advertising on Facebook is a scam... Not these guys.. Fast shipping and a no b*ll sh*t guarantee.. I gave it a try. You can give it a try... The worst that can happen is you go back to coffee or that other cold can of garbage with a Crash... Thanks Morning Man

Christopher T Scot wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Love this stuff

Can not get enough of these greens a permanent part of my morning routine for sure!

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Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!

- Edwin S
Well you f***ers might be on to something. I have been using it for just about a week. I am a physical therapist in a busy orthopedic/ sports medicine outpatient clinic and I am a father of two. 45 years old, head coach of a travel baseball team, and was a former college baseball player.

I have thyroid and hormone issues, so fatigue has been an issue for a number of years now. I have tried numerous things, and have relied on a myriad of players in the energy drink world, searching for something to keep me focused and to get through the day. And I know they are not good, I do so much reading on research, and know the cortisol release from high doses of caffeine and adrenal fatigue problems, etc.

So I decided to give your sh!t a try. And it is good. Taste is excellent for a greens powder. Good focus throughout my day so far. Good amount of caffeine. So let’s see how it continues to go. I’ll keep you updated. Enjoy your weekend.

- Eric L.
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365 Day Guarantee

From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening).

So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.

Frequently Asked Questions Frequently Asked Questions

Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions

Your Wife
WIFE: So what are Morning Man Greens anyway?

YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder... Guess again.

Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.

Don't believe us?

See what's happening to Morning Men around the globe:

Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!

- Edwin S.
Well, what can I say? For the first time in a year and a half, I got up and went for a run. Did just over two miles. Thanks, Morning Man.

With Even Weirder Love,
- Jesse P.

P.S. Probably the best tasting greens out there.
MORNING MAN: Why
YOU need this.

As a NATTY Ice and Boons Farm connoisseur, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly).

So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vegetables PLUS a natural caffeine kick (no crash later) with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day...? Seems like a no-brainer to us.

However, if you're feeling on the fence about it all, peep this...

Your Wife
WIFE: I bet this product tastes
like sh!t.

YOU: "Well it's no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good."

But don't take it from us, here you go...

Ok gentlemen I gotta say I was surprised that the drink tastes this good, the caffeine is good for me but I would suggest drinking it slow until u know how you are with it because some people like to just slam healthy drinks real fast, and from a couple of days i can tell my energy is up & I am feeling more upbeat!!!

- Brandon H.
Your Wife
WIFE: How much is it? OVER $50!? For a bag of greens?

YOU: "If I'm going to do something, I better effin' do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be."

(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don't spend on your health... and how it's about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever "health issue" she keeps telling you about...

...Oh, and if that doesn't work, remind her how much fancy a$$ coffee costs. Cutting out even one of those sugary caramel macchiato nonsense drinks a week would make Morning Man Greens worth more than the investment. Plus those cups of sugary liquid nonsense do nothing for your greatness.)

See what our Morning Men think...

Your Wife
WIFE: Can you get behind this company? Who are they?

YOU: "Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place..."

Been in y'all's comments a few times lol each time is better and funnier than the last. You guys won yourselves a customer just by being awesome and sarcastic. Love it. Yet to get my stuff but it's on the way. Looking forward to it too...

- Zach A.
Congrats on your new business. I've followed you guys for 2 reasons. 1st is the weirdness won me over.

2nd is I just started my own new business June 1st this year. So here's to both our new ventures being successful. Have a great weekend.

- John L.
Your Wife
WIFE: Did it come with a guarantee?

YOU: "Yes."

(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)

MM: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?

You're probably like, "cool, you have a 365 day return policy... IF you can get ahold of us?!" Well, don't you worry. We don't have lives and we take too much Morning Man, so we are JUICED virtually 24/7.

What were trying to say is... When we F up, we hold ourselves responsible to make you feel whole, no matter what the situation may be. If you need a return, refund, update to your order, or anything customer support related, we are here to take good care of you.

Here's a couple examples of when someone needed some support and their feedback through the process...

Thank you for the update. Amazing customer service and a quick response. I couldn't ask for more! Many many thanks!

I love your product. Since I've received my first delivery it has been a staple in my daily routine and I feel lost without it. So again, thank you and your team for amazing customer service!

- Zach A.
I was reached out to personally and received just about the best customer service I've experienced in a long time.

- Justin W.
MM: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!

Our proprietary Superfood blend of "caffeine injected greens" contains powerful natural probiotics, herbs, and extracts. It's non-GMO without any fillers, artificial sweeteners, additives, artificial flavors, preservatives, colors, yeast, soy, added sodium, or starch.

...So don't let the fancy marketing fool ya, this product is truly good for you! Prepare yourself the 43 raw superfood ingredients below will rock your world.

Here's the full ingredient list to prove it:


Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend
Spirulina
Organic Alfalfa powder
Organic Barley Leaf Powder
Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder
Green Tea extract
Green Coffee Bean Extract 
Organic Chlorella Powder
Inulin
Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract
Apple Powder
Broccoli Flower Powder
Mango Fruit Powder
Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
Bilberry Fruit extract
Beet Root Powder
Carrot Root Powder
Spinach Leaf Powder
Cocoa Bean polyphenol extract
Grape Seed Extract
Licorice root powder
Lycium berry fruit extract
Ginger rhizome powder
Slippery Elm bark powder
Kelp whole plant powder
Blueberry Juice Powder

Herbs, Extracts, and Mushroom Complex
Pea Protein Isolate
Citrus bioflavonoids extract
Artichoke leaf extract
Citric acid
Rhodiola root dry extract
Eleuthero root extract
Rosemary leaf extract
Milk thistle seed extract
Ashwagandha root extract
Holy Basil Leaf Extract
Hawthorn berry extract
Reishi mushroom powder
Shiitake mushroom powder
Monk Fruit Extract

Digestive Enzyme, Prebiotic
& Probiotic Blend

Psyllium husk powder
Bromelain
Burdock root powder
Lactobacillus plantarum

Here's what our Morning Men think...

Well you f***ers might be on to something. I have been using it for just about a week. I am a physical therapist in a busy orthopedic/ sports medicine outpatient clinic and I am a father of two. 45 years old, head coach of a travel baseball team, and was a former college baseball player. I have thyroid and hormone issues, so fatigue has been an issue for a number of years now. I have tried numerous things, and have relied on a myriad of players in the energy drink world, searching for something to keep me focused and to get through the day. And I know they are not good, I do so much reading on research, and know the cortisol release from high doses of caffeine and adrenal fatigue problems, etc. So I decided to give your sh!t a try. And it is good. Taste is excellent for a greens powder. Good focus throughout my day so far. Good amount of caffeine. So let’s see how it continues to go. I’ll keep you updated. Enjoy your weekend.

- Eric L.
MM: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...

Time to look under the hood. Here's a glimpse at the back of the bag. Please keep in mind, as we are very early in our production, the design and some details may change slightly. But this is the most up to date version...

Morning Man Label
Your Wife
WIFE: 30 Manly Servings. How long will this bag actually last?

YOU: "It's not about size, it's what you do with it."

(With one scoop in the morning, each bag will provide you a full month's worth of elevated manliness. But if you feel like doubling your greatness, we recommend manning up in the morning and early afternoon.

Just a reminder, each scoop contains 95 mg of caffeine so drinking this late in the evening would likely keep you up at night. Each scoop equals out to about one cup of coffee. So use accordingly, sir.)

Your Wife
WIFE: How long will it take to ship? It better not be like 25 days or something stupid, right?

YOU: If you're feeling real ballsy, then reply — "Are we really going to talk about how long it takes to get ready?"

Or...

YOU (if you don't want to sleep on the couch): "Nope, 3-7 Business Days."

(Although only real men understand that "good things come to those who wait," we hate shipping delays as much as you do. So good news for you... We manufacture and ship Morning Man Greens in the U.S.. So depending on where you live, our average processing and shipping times are 3-7 business days.

At this time we are only shipping to brutes in the U.S., however, we will be expanding our efforts soon and will go international in no time!)

Your Wife
WIFE: Is this a men's only product?

YOU: "It won't put hair on your chest, if that's what you're asking."

(Morning Man Greens is good for everyone who wants to make each day their bitch. Just BEWARE: if you open that door, your wife will steal this from you. Although our proprietary blend contains good-for-you greens, it does contain 95 mg of caffeine so we recommend you DO NOT share this with children or anyone pregnant.)

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