1 Bag Morning Man DECAF

$79.95
Brilliant scholars with many leather bound books say Morning Man Greens DECAF is the answer to every woman’s prayer to get their man to eat more vegetables. Tasting like a fresh tropical waterfall and flooded with over 70 vegetables, vitamins, and extracts… this superfood drink is the adult male’s version of chewable cartoon vitamins. It tastes good, and it’s good for you. Eat your heart out, scholars say so.
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Clay Carter
I used to be just average but now....

For years I was referred to as an "average Joe". A bestowed life title that defined my very existence...average car (when it's not in the shop)...average girlfriend (no one's actually ever met her though)...average job (working in a pharmaceutical test lab as a volunteer is cool, except for the occasional outbreak - I mean the benefits, right?) that is... until NOW!

Once I learned about Morning Man Greens... EVERYTHING CHANGED. I'm dating a supermodel because I can (Megan Fox you'll have to wait your turn) - must be my green pheromones... I lost my "job" at the lab (something about superhuman DNA). I started my own beer company appropriately named "Not Your Average Joe (which may or may not be infused with green vitamins "allegedly"). I bought a private jet as a daily driver (I don't need a pilot because I once watched a YouTube video on how to fly a plane). When people meet me they always ask, "don't I know you from somewhere?" - yes, yes you do, I've been an extra in over 300 movies and television shows - last week.

Since drinking Morning Man Greens I've made millions of dollars, millions of friends, and broken a million hearts (it's true, you can look it up on the Internet). Thanks a million, Morning Man Greens!

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