1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly
Tastes Amazing, Works Every Time
- ➕ Packed with 43 REAL foods - like main lining vegetables from mother nature herself
- ➕ Natural Rocket Fuel - 1 scoop in the morning delivers the greens your body needs + the caffeine your brain craves (95 mg = cup of joe, no crash later)
- ➕ Tastes Effin' Amazing - Most greens taste like you're sucking on the bottom of the mower... not us. It's no PBR, but it's best tasting green drink on the market. Guaranteed.
- ➕ Consistent Sh!ts - Probiotics, enzymes, greens, and 95 mg of clean caffeine guarantees a smooth morning delivery, like clockwork.
- ➕ Hand forged for men, from men - energy, stamina & strength to crush it all day long
- ➕ 70 Vitamins, Extracts, & Superfoods - Yes, in every single scoop (use as directed)
- ➕ 95 mg of Clean Caffeine (Green Tea Extract / Coffee Bean Extract) - A surge of energy that won’t leave you crashing and dragging later like a drunk turtle
- ➕ Rush of Probiotics & Enzymes - formulated specifically to increase absorption and bioavailability (just Google it)
- ➕ Non-GMO, No fillers, Preservatives, or Additives - Ya know, because the wife cares about that stuff
- ➕ 365-day Man Of Our Word Guarantee - If you try it out, hate the taste, have too much confidence, don’t like the bag or the marketing, then just email us and we’ll toss your money right back. No questions asked.
Most mainstream energy drinks just blast you full of caffeine, taurine, B12, sugar and a mean case of the jitters only to crash a couple hours later.
Morning Man Greens uses just a small dose of natural caffeine combined with over 75 vitamins, minerals, superfoods, and extracts to deliver all day energy with no crash ever.
Like mainlining vegetables from mother nature herself...
Your body doesn’t need more caffeine to crush the day, it needs more healthy nutrients, prebiotics, probiotics, and enzymes which Morning Man Greens delivers an abundance of.
Yeah, we said it. Green juices, green powders, and most things green are notorious for tasting like dirty underwear. Not Morning Man Greens. You’ll be amazed at just how good and refreshing Morning Man Greens tastes. Guaranteed.
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Results Speak For Themselves
Love the product. Only thing I could see them do is throw in like a half bag when you start the monthly deal . Seems shipping can leave you a week or two without the product.
good steady energy boost, no big crash, so far so good. I originally ordered just 1 bag to try it, but I will probably order a subscription going forward.
Best morning drink out there. Officially off energy drinks and feeling better then ever. No more crashes on 12 hour work shifts.
2 Bags Morning Man
Just started drinking the morning greens about two weeks ago, and let me tell you what, after the first sip my morning suddenly turns into a hurricane of possibilities. After I finish my round of morning greens, I turn into an 800lb gorilla with a chainsaw for a penis!!! I can conquer villages and over turn corrupt governments before noon. I then proceed to my regular full time job where I destroy my to do list without the slightest bump in the road. Overall 10 out of 10, men if you want to secure your place in history, start out your day with Morning Man greens! Legends get remembered, but hero’s never die!!
These greens are legit, taste good and actually make a noticeable difference.
Completely quit drinking coffee in the mornings due to the great taste and energy from my morning man greens
From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.
Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.
If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at email@example.com and we got you.
If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening).
So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.