Morning Man Greens uses just a small dose of natural caffeine combined with over 75 vitamins, minerals, superfoods, and extracts to deliver all day energy with no crash ever.†
At first I was hesitant as there are a lot of greens out there and the price caught me off guard but with a money back guarantee I thought why not. I’m glad I did as my mornings have never been the same. After a week I noticed more energy and other benefits including less gas and my bowel movements have been a dream. Give it a try you have everything to gain and nothing to lose.
Drink it every morning keeps me awake and alert all day with no crash.
It takes a lot to get me going so I’m still figuring out measurements and times in doing so but I do like it’s no jitter through my daily activities
Been on it for a few weeks, haven’t noticed anything different beside caffeine jitters.
I was skeptical, but it lives up to its reputation! I feel much better and know I am getting my vegetables in every day now. Will continue to order then monthly.
I really like it! It is just too expensive. It taste great and makes me feel amazing!
This is the best tasting green drink I have ever tried. It tastes like a glass of sweet tea. Gets me going before my morning workout
I’ve only been taking the last two mornings but I do have a little more energy. The taste is not terrible little better this morning than yesterday it’s sweeter than I thought it would be. could have been a little more manly spice it up a little lol.
But really it’s too early for a review. That’s why I gave three stars maybe I can come back and update it in a couple weeks
Not only is your green drink work better than all others that I have tried…BY FAR…it is also the ONLY one that tastes good!
Gram for gram, the undisputed single most nutritious food on the planet. So if you’re going to mainline Mother Nature, this is Scarface’s uncut, little green friend. Y'all mean...
Have the sh!ts, or lack there of? THIS will be your gut’s secret weapon against gas, bloating, and other gut complications. Believe me, you’ll thank us later.
Barley is a beast when it comes to curbing appetite. Say goodbye to sugary snacks and prepare yourself to stay fuller longer, and lose weight quicker.
Ready to get a surge of energy without blowing out your adrenals? This natural clean caffeine will give your body the healthy energy it needs, no crash later.
YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder... Guess again.
Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.
Mix together 1 or 2 scoops, ice and water. Shake, devour and repeat as needed.
As a NATTY Ice and Boons Farm Connoisseur, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste doesn’t extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly).
So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vegetables PLUS a natural caffeine kick (no crash later) with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day…? Seems like a no brainer to us.
YOU: "Well it's no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good."
YOU: "If I'm going to do something, I better effin' do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be."
(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don't spend on your health... and how it's about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever "health issue" she keeps telling you about...
...Oh, and if that doesn't work, remind her how much fancy a$$ coffee costs. Cutting out even one of those sugary caramel macchiato nonsense drinks a week would make Morning Man Greens worth more than the investment. Plus those cups of sugary liquid nonsense do nothing for your greatness.)
We recommend talking to your doctor before using any supplements, to make sure they are safe to take with any current medications and your personal medical history.
YOU: "Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place..."
(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.
Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.
If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we got you.
If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)