If you think this is just another greens powder... Guess again. Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.

It will make your father proud… finally.

As NATTY Ice and Boone’s Farm connoisseurs, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly). So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vitamins PLUS a clean caffeine kick with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day...? Seems like a no-brainer to us.

There’s 95 mg of clean caffeine in each scoop of Morning Man. Comparatively, that’s about a single cup of coffee, 85% of a Red Bull, 59% of a Rockstar, and 60% of a 2010s Four Loko. Because our caffeine comes from a whole food source like green tea, you won’t feel that crash you get from those guys.

Depends on you, brother. We recommend you start with one and go from there! We have some that take a scoop or 2 in the morning. Some guys will have one for breakfast and one with lunch. We have some that hit 2 or 3 just before a workout. Depends on the bro, bro.

If you refer to your stomach as a “tummy”, you should ask your mommy if this is okay to take. In other words, Morning Man might not be right for you.

12–16 oz ideally. Rinse out your PBR can, fill with water to measure, pour into your moonshine shaker mug, and enjoy.

Well, since you asked nicely. Here you go: https://morningman.com/products/i-want-to-add-a-manly-moonshine-shaker-mug

Ours is for men. And contains caffeine. And it tastes good. And is for men. And has just as many vitamins, minerals, probiotics, and prebiotics. If not more of some.

Then we’ll give you your money back. Simple.

Sometimes if our bodies are not used to getting regular probiotics or enzymes, it could take a couple of days for your gut microbiome to adjust to this rush of supplementation. We suggest using it for 5-7 days in a row, and then if you are still not feeling great, we will happily refund you and your sensitive tummy – no questions asked.

You will. Next question.

365-day, man-to-man guarantee, brother.

Good stuff for digestion. Outside of that, Google it or call your doc.

Why are we talking about feelings? You’re a man. But seriously, you know as well as we do, you get what you pay for in life. First off, it’s not cheap because we don’t use cheap ingredients. But if you really look at your monthly coffee, energy drink, and multivitamin costs, it’s quite reasonable.

From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN-OF-OUR-WORD Guarantee. In a world where a man's word is his bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days. If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org, and we got you. If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that for whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.

You tell me, you’re still reading.

Here’s a bit more on our story here.

Some ingredients are organic but not all. Thus, it’s not certified organic.

Here you go, chief.

No. No added sugar. Repeat, no added sugar. But try this trick… tell your girl to stir it with her finger and then tell her “Oh, now it’s got sugar in it, baby.” She loves it when I do that. But seriously, this is great for you keto, carnivore, and low-carb maniacs that still want the fruit and vegetable nutrients and benefits.

Like if you were breastfeeding from Daisy Duke. Nom nom nom. You’ll be amazed at just how good Morning Man Greens tastes. It has a refreshing sweet tea-like experience with hints of pineapple. While everyone's tastes are different — what we can say is that everyone loves it.

Yes. Stalk our socials and join our mailing list – we celebrate the weirdest holidays around BJs, beers, and broads. Also, we support all our vets and first responders with a 20% off lifetime guarantee. Thank you for your service and email us to get your code at support@morningman.org.

Live Nudes Neon.

Absolutely! This isn’t a test booster or something that will put actual hair on your chest. In fact, we have a lot of women that are drinking it on the daily! So yes, you and your synchronized swim team, your league of soccer moms, or you badass Crossfitters, lifters, housewives, nurses, doctors, PTA gangbangers, and bikini competitors can all get in on this and hit your day running while being exactly the lady you want to be. If it helps, send pictures. Of you ladies drinking it. You know…for research. We just want to help. We’re givers.

We would recommend they stick to the decaf. You don’t want your kid fighting you for alpha status every morning. It gets tiring.

Yes, we support all our vets and first responders with a 20% off lifetime guarantee. Thank you for your service and email us to get your code at support@morningman.org.

Sorry, "Old Balls Jonathan's Secret Greens Recipe'' didn't fit on the bag. 🤷 

Unlike performance enhancing supplements that want to use proprietary blends to hide the fact that they barely use certain ingredients, Morning Man is more like grandma's homemade zucchini bread recipe.

If everyone knew how to make nasty greens drinks taste like heaven, we'd be out of business. Sorry, not sorry.

Longer than overnight, quicker than the Pony Express. Usually ships within 24 hours and arrives within a few days. Except for you Canucks. You get what you deserve.

Either go by Jonathan’s crib at 2 am, check Brett’s OnlyFans page, or email support@morningman.org.

YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder...Guess again.

Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.

Don't believe us?

See what's happening to Morning Men around the globe:

As a NATTY Ice and Boons Farm connoisseur, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly).

So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vegetables PLUS a natural caffeine kick (no crash later) with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day...? Seems like a no-brainer to us.

However, if you're feeling on the fence about it all, peep this...

YOU: "Well it's no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good."

But don't take it from us, here you go...

YOU: "If I'm going to do something, I better effin' do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be."

(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don't spend on your health... and how it's about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever "health issue" she keeps telling you about...

...Oh, and if that doesn't work, remind her how much fancy a$$ coffee costs. Cutting out even one of those sugary caramel macchiato nonsense drinks a week would make Morning Man Greens worth more than the investment. Plus those cups of sugary liquid nonsense do nothing for your greatness.)

See what our Morning Men think...

YOU: "Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place..."

YOU: "Yes."

(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.

Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.

If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.

If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)

You're probably like, "cool, you have a 365 day return policy... IF you can get ahold of us?!" Well, don't you worry. We don't have lives and we take too much Morning Man, so we are JUICED virtually 24/7.

What were trying to say is... When we F up, we hold ourselves responsible to make you feel whole, no matter what the situation may be. If you need a return, refund, update to your order, or anything customer support related, we are here to take good care of you.

Here's a couple examples of when someone needed some support and their feedback through the process...

Our proprietary Superfood blend of" caffeine injected greens" contains powerful natural probiotics, herbs, and extracts. It's non-GMO without any fillers, artificial sweeteners, additives, artificial flavors, preservatives, colors, yeast, soy, added sodium, or starch.

...So don't let the fancy marketing fool ya, this product is truly good for you! Prepare yourself the 43 raw superfood ingredients below will rock your world.

Here's the full ingredient list to prove it:

Time to look under the hood. Here's a glimpse at the supplement label and back of the bag. Please keep in mind, as we are very early in our production, the design and some details may change slightly. But this is the most up to date version...

YOU: "It's not about size, it's what you do with it."

(With one scoop in the morning, each bag will provide you a full month's worth of elevated manliness. But if you feel like doubling your greatness, we recommend manning up in the morning and early afternoon.

Just a reminder, each scoop contains 95 mg of caffeine so drinking this late in the evening would likely keep you up at night. Each scoop equals out to about one cup of coffee. So use accordingly, sir.)

YOU: If you're feeling real ballsy, then reply — "Are we really going to talk about how long it takes to get ready?"

Or...

YOU (if you don't want to sleep on the couch): "Nope, 3-7 Business Days."

(Although only real men understand that "good things come to those who wait," we hate shipping delays as much as you do. So good news for you... We manufacture and ship Morning Man Greens in the U.S.. So depending on where you live, our average processing and shipping times are 3-7 business days.

At this time we are only shipping to brutes in the U.S., however, we will be expanding our efforts soon and will go international in no time!)

YOU: "It won't put hair on your chest, if that's what you're asking."

(Morning Man Greens is good for everyone who wants to make each day their bitch. Just BEWARE: if you open that door, your wife will steal this from you. Although our proprietary blend contains good-for-you greens, it does contain 95 mg of caffeine so we recommend you DO NOT share this with children or anyone pregnant.)